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HobbyistsSuck 5991 reads
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Seriously, this is a bad joke.  Ladies, don't waste your time.  Can you say "lookin' for a freebie"?

Hello Ladies,

I am looking for an upscale, independent escort for a regular gig.  We will have light romance and lots of fun.

Me: Single, workaholic, Mid-40s, clean, professional, respectful. 5-foot-11, 185, white male, and a very good listener if you ever need to talk.

You: Slender, 21 - 35, natural, DD free, have a discreet incall location in CNJ with shower, pretty, talkative, and looking for your favorite client.  Did I mention slender?

There has to be chemistry between us. I am looking for a long-term-professional-relationship.  I will buy you lunch and compensate you for your time at our first meeting. You need to like me, too.

If, and only if, you meet my requirements, please contact me.  Have a great day and please be careful out there.

Jim

HobbyistsSuck5992 reads

Seriously, this is a bad joke.  Ladies, don't waste your time.  Can you say "lookin' for a freebie"?

Um, sorry, you know nothing about me, keep your opinions to yourself.  When I say "long term professional relationship" the "professional" part means I'm serious.  Ladies, I am very generous, please ignore this remark.

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