These are actually the most entertaining posts on the NJ board! You two are hilarious! I don't want things to come to blows (as in fisticuffs) or anything but this shit is great! The NJ board if finally turning into something more than a provider advertising board!
Ladies Put a bow on em or lights around em and brighten up the board.
Jingle My Bells
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Now let's see how long it takes the troll boys to put up thier snide little posts.
No Ta-Ta's, but here is some ass just for YOU to drool over.
You are the sorriest excuse for a person I’ve ever seen. You’ve much to be sorry for, being late is the least of them.
I knew you would rear (if ya know what I mean) your ugly head.
BTW Rudolph made your gift. As it was being extruded several very loud, obnoxious and malodorous GRUNTS came out and you’re one of them.
you know what it sounds like when the shit hits the fan?.............gireeeeeeeeeen
You’re Welcome.
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and you still cannot figure it out......
There was nothing to figure out.
The Midgets don't stand a chance in hell of winning another Super Bowl, let alone XLV. You can thank Tom for the last one dick-head.
You dad stopped hobbying back in May 2006 after Sussie must have fucked him senseless. That was when you stole his TER id and began begging these ladies to post pictures for your masturbatory fantasies.
As far as history has shown, you have not gotten a single lady to post a picture for your lame pathetic ass and yet you keep begging.
I don't know what fucking tug boat you served on but I am guessing you were a fucking Yeoman. For those civvies reading this post that is a "secretary" in the real world. A job reserved for the pussies of the Navy.
Now, go hook up with one of the beautiful New Jersey ladies and write something productive, like a review. Or will your mom not let you out tonight?
Follow me? Dip shit.
And since I am the only one posting any pictures for you , you should really say thank you.
Your Welcome ! and I will see you on your next pathetic post for pictures.
RK
You are no doubt ecstatic that don’t ask don’t tell has been repealed.
So I am sure you will be rejoining.
Now you and the BAM’s can get it on with no worries and they can pound you up your ass with dildos/strapons, just like the mistress Stephanie & Dee you write about in your reviews. I guess you know what it is like to beg cause state in your review you were begging for more, so I can only conclude you really like getting a big dick shoved up your ass. Kind of like wham BAM thank you ma’am, except in your case it is the BAM doing the whamming and slamming, with that strap-on right up your ass. Which must be why your sphincter is so loose and you keep soiling yourself. Yep a real man you are having ladies slap the shit out of you and fucking you up the ass with a strapon, and you BEGGING for MORE. Your words in your review.
Also when you re-up, so to speak, with DADT repealed I would think they will keep you and your kind in separate barracks together, so you and the boys can have fun together when there are no BAM’s available.
Now do you think you can figure out the rest of it?
It is no surprise to me that a no class coward like you would include mom and dad.
Keep mom and dad out of it you, vile, disgusting, putrid, inconsiderate, useless, poltroon.
Just a cum stain on the bed sheet of life.
You're Welcome
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BTW Looks like you failed history too, again no surprise
I was just guessing about the Yeoman thing, I didn't realize it was true. Are you still a secretary?
Ah yes, Stephanie and Dee. Two lovely and very accommodating LADIES. They will no doubt appreciate the honorable mention.
I will be out of the country on vacation for a few days Squidley. You are free to beg for more photos, unhindered, like the pathetic little squid boy you continue to prove yourself to be.
Let’s see here
I try to start up some theme day posts/threads and get a little fun going on the board.
Then you come trolling along and totally unwarranted and unprovoked trash and attack it.
As for the history you are either stupid or lying or both because there have been some very lovely gals reply.
You in your own words have ladies (very lovely ladies, no doubt) slap the shit out of you, tie you up, and fuck you up the ass with a strapon etc. you beg for more, And you call me pathetic.
Based on your posts it is clear that someone shoved your semper up your fi.
You are incapable of figuring anything out
Now you are not man enough to face anything so like the sissy boy coward you are you run and hide out of the country. Don’t hurry back, the good ole USA will be better off without your kind.
You clearly do not like me or my posts and frankly I’m glad. I do not want a coward and one of your ill character to like me.
Now you go run off to where ever you will be hiding and have a gay ole time.
Good Riddance
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These are actually the most entertaining posts on the NJ board! You two are hilarious! I don't want things to come to blows (as in fisticuffs) or anything but this shit is great! The NJ board if finally turning into something more than a provider advertising board!
Well Squidley there you go running off at the mouth again. You and you mulitple personallities are a fucking joke.
Get one lady, with at least a single review to post for your lame ass while I am away and I will abandon your pussy posts forever. Just one Squidley. That should not be too tough for a stud like you.
This hobby is great. You really should try it and actually participate instead of sitting home jerking off like some kind of lunatic.
2011 is quick upon us Squidley. The it will have been 5 years since you last review and I am gussing..... Just a guess mind you, kind of like the Yeoman thing.... But that might just be how long it has been since you actually didi more than fuck your hand.
A loud, obnoxious, malodorous GRUNT ……………. then …………Gireeeeeeeeen, …….and you show up.
I see you are still obsessed with the reviews and you continue to followme, and no ability to be original.
Also you clearly show in all your posts you are a weak, cowardly, submissive dolt with no leadership ability at all. That and your inability to think, your inability to guess correctly about me or anything, your inability to check history here….etc. etc. Hmmmm a total failure. Yep you pretty much suck at everything …Must suck to be you.
I’ve heard from a number of people who, really find your desire to have a dildo/strapon rammed and slammed up your ass the way you want it very disturbing.
No need to hurry back because you are not wanted and will not be missed.
Good riddance
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A man of such verboseness as you should at least spell it correctly.
You are sure obsessed with my 2 episodes of sexual experimentation which for a man that performs DATY on pussy just fucked by "who knows who", that seems odd. Do you ever think you can taste the cock before came before yours?
You throw the work "coward" about just a bit too casually for me. Quite frankly I have spent 2 tours, one in the pit of Afghanistan and the other in the barrenness of Kuwait hunting cowards. Cowards blow up buildings with planes full of innocent men, women, and children. Cowards strap bombs to themselves and take out decent men and women of our military. As a military man Squidley, I am surprised you use that word so casually. As for being a submissive dolt, you had damn well better pray you never get to find out just how submissive I am not when I don't choose to be.
I will be traveling in your area soon Squidley. Let me know if you want to get a beer and continue our bantering.
RK
Another loud, obnoxious, malodorous Grunt ….then Gireeeeen and the vile disgusting putrid stench and there you are .(do you really think spelling matters in this regard? The stench is still here)
Do you really think I give a fuck about what you think how I throw any word? I’ve spent more time in the jungle than you can imagine.
As I said before. I try to start some to start some theme day fun on this board and you come trolling along with unprovoked and unwarranted attacks, insults and attempt to hijack the thread.
I just returned fire and apparently hit the bulls eye every time while you did nothing but miss by a mile every time. You are not very good at anything, a total failure, must really suck to be you.
Continue your trolling and stalking of me, as I’m sure you will, as you are free to post any moronic thing you want within the rules of TER ……..you may have a problem because when you threatened me (I paraphrase……YOU are telling me that..... that I damn well better pray I never get to find out just how submissive you are not …..Etc.)….it is my understanding that TER does not have a sense of humor regarding threats of that nature.
Regarding YOUR comment “DATY on pussy just fucked by “who knows who” that seems odd. Do you ever think you can taste the cock before came before yous”
Well that is a clear and malicious insult to all the gals here. YOU are not just implying but YOU are saying that the gals do not care about themselves. YOU are saying the gals have poor hygiene, YOU are saying the gals do not care who they see, YOU are saying the gals are dirty. YOU should be ashamed of yourself for such a deplorable and insulting statement clearly pointed at all the ladies here.
YOU should apologize to all the ladies, if you are man enough. However I doubt a poltroon of your ill character has the courage.
Since you are so inept at figuring things out (and there are several) let me spell one out for you this way. I am NOT now, NEVER have been and NEVER will be a switch hitter. So if you are looking for (and you apparently are) someone to throw you a backdoor slider I suggest you check out the TS board. I have never been there however I would assume that all the people there would welcome you and I hope you find several friends there who are a good fit and have you begging for more. Please spare us the details.
At the risk of redundancy it is obvious you do not like me or my posting and I’m glad because I do not want one of your ill character to like me.
I’ll let the EPA know you are going to be in the area; maybe they can do something about the stench.
You’re Welcome
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BTW once maybe an experiment and that is a big maybe, butt twice and begging for more, now you are just making yourself look stupid and just not courageous enough to admit what you really are.
Same theme, same words, same pathetic bullshit.... I have insulted no one but you. Don't hide under the skirts of the ladies. You pussy.
RK
Because it is necessary to repeat things several times for one of limited intellect like you.
I hope you have been able to understand my last post and what I explained to you, if need be
I could dumb it down more for you. I hope that you as a submissive does find a few friends on the TS board.
You insult me; you are just not smart enough.
Now I see you seem to have gotten some balls (or did you just borrow them from one of your boyfriends, time will tell) and have done what you were told to do and did apologize. It was however rather snide and immature but it is a start. I just hope you are not just giving “lip service” (Oooops in your case that may not be the correct phrase).
You really should think and know what you are talking about (yes I know that is a new and difficult thing for you) before you post because as a shellback (actually crossed twice) that pollywog comment really showed how big a FOOL you are. That is just one example of your proving you the FOOL*there are many others. Perhaps you can figure out some others and have the courage to admit YOU are WRONG.
Well you seem to be going in the right direction now and time will tell, so continue to be a good little boy, do what you are told to do, and maybe you will one day get some class, character, dignity and fit into society with us normal people.
You’re Welcome
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Is that why you stopped writing reviews? You spending all you time sucking cock?
I guess when you were kissing King Neptune"s ass you got all excited. Shellback my ass, you land lovin' Yeoman.
Go sail your ass through the jungle... how the fuck does a Squid spend time in the jungle, you lying sack of pollywog shit. You have never seen 1 fucking minute of combat time, you pussy.
You need to learn when to STFU you impotent putz.
See you in 2011.
RK
Well again due to your limited intellect repetition is necessary. As I said I’ve never been on the TS board, I simply suggested it to you since based on your own words it seemed that the folks over there would be “Right UP YOIUR ALLEY”.
As I told you I do not go on both sides of the fence like you do, and I suppose if it is a picket fence you will straddle it too.
You continue to make a total idiot of yourself because
Yes I did just that, sailed the rivers through the jungle.
As for STFU I will not even address that you pusillanimous little twit.
Now be a good little boy have a glass of warm milk, take a nap and maybe when you wake up you will not have another temper tantrum.
You’re welcome
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Not a fucking think I do with a woman suggests that I would ever do it with a man. You impotent fucking pollywog.
The fact that you take a dildo/strapon up the ass does suggest that it is very possible you either have or would take some real dick up the ass.
You're Welcome
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Games with ladies don't translate that way Squidley. Not in this or any other lifetime.
2011=1
RK
You're Welcome
2011 = 28
I would not be surprised if some of the "followme" character family even have a few posts on the TS board.
Happy New Year, you pathetic, impotent, pollywog. Go fuck a real woman and write a review or get the hell off of a "REVIEW" site. Normal people don't just lurk around posting the same lame "santa is coming to town" posts year after year. They actually participate in the hobby. You are absolutely correct about 1 thing Squidley, I don't fucking like you or your pathetic little posts one damn bit.
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RK (the "GYREEN" Grunt)
There you go again, boy. Let’s see you back it up, I challenge you to go and find a post by me or the followme family on the TS board. Looks like you failed again, you lost that bet.
You are so hung up on the fact that I’ve not written a review in a long time. There are many long time active members who do not write reviews or have not written many reviews, or have not written a review in a long time, so are you telling all of them to get the HELL of the board too.
In fact there is a moderator who has never written a review. (Yes I know moderators cannot write reviews.) however, he has been active many years before becoming a moderator and never wrote a review before becoming a moderator. Now I’m betting, you do not have the fucking balls to go to the general board and tell him to get the HELL of a review site because he has no reviews. Challenge #2 ……how about it are you man enough to tell him to get the HELL of the site or will you continue to be a useless little craven?
Well of course you do not like me or what I post. It is because I’m correct and the reason you do not like what I post is because I’m on target every time and you are not man enough to stand up and face the truth. You have no originality nor can you think for yourself, the vast majority of your posts you simply put your dishonest spin on what I post and puke it back on the board.
You even imitate my sign off.
And again because you are intellectually deficient ….I’m glad you do not like me because I do NOT want a poltroon of your ill character to like me.
You’re Welcome
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Do i have to explain it to you,
I am not now, never have been, and never will be a switch hitter like you.
What a fucking dim wit.
You're welcome
2011 = 28
Yeah but his below average intellect does not make it very challenging.
He also seems obsessed with my reviews which is kind of creepy but he is good for a laugh or two.
Thank you
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