If you don't want to hear about my day skip this thread. I'm in the mood to type out my thoughts. It has sex gambling spa and living the good life in it.  
   
 I took a road trip today to Sands Bethlehem.  It's the nicest and closest casino to NYC for those wondering with tables and slots. It's a 65 minutes ride from me 80 minutes from Port Authority which also has a bus that goes there.  
   
 I had about $580 in my pocket which was a little short for the person I have been itching to see but more than enough to do some damage in a casino. Walked right into the spa and asked how busy are you on a Wed I'm here all day lounging I got hit with a baseball in my ribs the other day and I have a nice black and blue on my side. Down 150 bucks without even walking into the casino. Best massage I ever got in my life. 5 Star  
   
 Eat lunch at the steak house because I am going to win in the casino and I just don't care how much money I blow on Zak's Fun Day.  
   
 Good Steak and Mashed Potatoes. I'm down to $365.00  
   
 Finally around 2pm Hit the casino. I start at 3 card poker and lose 200 in 20 minutes. Get my fat ass up and go to the BJ table that's Black Jack you filthy animals not a blow job which was my immediate thought and I ended up fucking another tourist who was visiting for the day. Screw it I m throwing the remaining $165.00 on red. You guessed it red came up I turn that $165.00 into 500 than 625 than I notice the young Asian girl who was checking me out. She wasn't a hooker but she had the young innocent let's see where this goes look on her face. Buy her a drink at the bar we talking about Apple Stock Stephen Curry and my inability to understand why I don't do this road trip weekly. I buy a room since they aint comping me since I'm not a regular at this casino. Back down to 470 Fuck her brains out and go back to the tables. I'm now up a grand and the girl I want to see will be getting a call from me to book the appointment tomorrow. I can't lose this grand as I drove 5 minutes down the road and put the money in my checking account so I don't blow it in the casino.  
   
 The question is do I spend the night here and than get to where I need to be at 5am tomorrow or do I take the 65 minute drive back to NNJ.  
   
 That was my day.  
   
 Thanks for listening.  
   
   
 

warned me, I read it anyway.  That's a wasted five minutes I'm never going to get back!

The good news: you are probably used to it.