I'm sure the number of guys will be quintuple the number of women as usual. I hope we aren't going to get the usual bait and switch fake guest lists filled with model type ladies who never ever will show up at these parties. I've gone to some of these parties with hopes that some of these girls listed as attending will show up. They never do. We get the same old women all the time at these events.
With zero stretch marks? Your usual attendees are girls with stretch marks that have more than a few rug rats. You will blame this post on guys that you always blame for all your problems, but that would be false logic. I don't know many guys that want to screw new moms with protruding bellies. The guest list is anemic. Stretch marks are a confirmation of obesity or kids..... neither sexy.
When will the fake bait and swich list be posted? Thats worth a joke anyway.
I want to dress up, get drunk and embarrass myself so I will be there! Stretch marks and all. Vad, can we sort out a room for childcare, too? I don't know if my babysitter will be out of rehab that night.
Seriously, I am going and am going to have a million costume changes because I am just like Cher.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!