So.I'm blonde. In addition to that I am famous for getting lost-usually when I am driving, but since it's my gift to get confused with directions, I was able to screw up the train stop too! Got on at Union Station, got the ticket for Penn Station (really? like I thought I was going to New Jersey, but who am I to question) So as I am coming into New Jersey, I call my bud, Crazy Diamond. I say I just saw Penn Station, but it said Newark. He said,"you were supposed to get off there hun." I waslike,I just passed it, so I'll have to get off at the New York Penn Station, (why are they all called Penn Station?-f*ck!) So. I decide(since I am in Manhattan anyway)I am gonna grab me some dinner at my favorite Greek Restaurant. So, I do, and the hot Greek mananger is flirting with me and giving me some free awesome creamy dessert, and I am thinking that I would like him to give me some OTHER creamy dessert-right down my throat!But then I remember the sex store incident of
almost getting kicked out and decide
it probably wouldn't be good for him if I sucked his c*ck in a packed restaurant that he managed.
ormaybe it would?)With a hour and a half plus before I am expected,I get in the cab, decide to take a little nap based on the driver's statement
that it is about 45 minutes to the Meadowlands. I'm like, cool. He then precedes to tell me that there is a flat rate of $90, I'm like OK, going from one state to the next-that's equitable. So, I fantasize about the hot Greek manager, and probably snore and drool and go to sleep. Next thing I know, we're there. I was like, man! That felt like I just closed my eyes! I musta been real tired. So, I go to pay the cabby his $90 fare and open my purse. Card's not there-sh*t! I realize that I had gotten distracted talking to the hot Greek manager and left it in Manhattan! OMG! I have to go back to NY? I will be late for my expected engagement-what to do? No juice in my phone to call anybody. Gotta go back!So, I stay awake this time, and in like 15 minutes, I'm thinking, this looks just like NYC! Holy sh*t!It was. SO long story (I know-it is 6am and I am not focusing well on staying on point-sorry)I get my card (the manager tried to call me on my dead phone-not happenin') and I hoof it back to NJ. All 20 minutes! The fare was $160 for a 20 minute cab ride! But, I made it. Got here. Put on my dominatrix dress, fishnet thigh highs, and pointy toe black leather pumps and got down with my freaky side with Fashionista porn in the background and had a blast! (Thankyou baby-you know who you are!)
I woke up with a smile on my face...just like every day! Life is good baby! So, yeah. I am in the Meadowlands, and that would be NJ
(dumb blonde!)
Here 'til tomorrow morning baby!
Get ahold of me if you want to get your freak on while I am here!
