f the shoe fits, it's ugly...

I tried to post this in the form of a "Dear John" letter but TER said it was slanderous.  


Please feel free to comment... (or take notes)


Do you ever wonder why she doesn't return your calls?  Could it be:  Halitosis??

Do you realize what a turn-off it is when you have the worst gingivitis that anyone has ever seen?!  Is there a rank odor that emanates from your breath surrounding you much like the cloud of dust known to follow Pigpen from Peanuts?  Are you are a very intelligent man but apparently not wise to the ways of oral hygiene.  Don't you ever wonder why a girl will not allow you to "dine at the Y"??  Could it be possible that she is afraid of a bacterial infection from your disgusting mouth!  

Does your date fend off your kisses even though her reviews reveal that she adores a good make-out session?  Is it possible that when you leave, she scrubs her body from head to toe to remove the stench of your saliva lingering on her flesh.  Or that she burns candles to get your odor out of her bedroom.  It amazes me that some folks won't take the few small steps each day to brush and floss even though it must affect them socially as it surely must be affecting their sex-lives!  Smelling good and being healthy are sexy attributes - there is no mystery here!  If you went to see a date and she had foul breath or foul smelling anything, it would be over!  How is it that this concept evades some?  A dog licks his anus all day and yet manages to have better smelling breath than certain individuals.  

Please do everyone (including yourself) a huge favor and brush, floss, use mouth wash and see a dentist!!!  It could make or break a man - socially speaking (and perhaps professionally speaking)


Don't be orally challenged!