Let's make the angels weep on our journey to euphoria. A place where the possibilities between two sexually wanton adults are limitless.  

The Woo 8/7 & 8/8  7am-7pm
Hometown special for all those I have neglected due to my touring schedule
$100 off all dates  

North of the Bean 8/9--8/10  
8/9 noon-?
8/10 7am-11am
$50 special discount for s&p hair as well as Asian gents & Russian gents who speak Russian  

Seacoast NH 8/10-8/11  
8/10 1pm-?
8/11 7am-noon
$50 special discount for s&p hair and people who know my favorite color

The Weekend  
Hometown special applies at my love nest  

* References and showering are non-negotiable

NOTE: This is a one week thing. Please do not haggle with me. I want this to be a fun for all week. My holiday rates go into effect when I return from the Bahamas. I am very fair and asking for additional discounts is ridiculous and AWKWARD

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you make it very hard to not come over there and release frustration before work.  
 

I was testing new porn sites with my Chromecast. I'd has since you have to work with a cup of coffee and a smile💋