New England
What, no upcharge?
Mainly because the Boston board seems to arbitrarily cover most of NE, with some posts here and there. 
So you're the new temp mod eh? We're kinda far from where you are aren't we man? 
Probably a good thing; you're detached a bit and can be neutral, IMHO.
Welcome sir!
Hmmmm, just remember New England is known for it's lynchings, tar & feathering and for your added pleasure just think of Salem and the fact that Halloween is just around the corner (trials? You don't need no stinking trials!)
No discussion of rates (or services) until
after you have paid for the T&C.
Oh well see, now you I'm gonna push that button come Monday.
That is if I'm not too busy with work. 
Everyone is on moderation pending the outcome of the Dolphins vs. Partriots game.