I posted these thoughts on the New York board where I hope to influence the thinking of the titans of Wall Street. But I am posting it here, because I know that all of us are concerned about the state of the American economy:

Over the past decade, America has lost millions of jobs by outsourcing employment in call centers, precision manufacturing, customer service, garment making, auto parts fabrication, and even architectural and engineering design.

It should surprise no one that we're now outsourcing pussy to the Dominican Republic, Thailand,Canada, and even Germany. Many have even come to believe that pussy is fungible.

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman suggests that the way for the American economy to survive in a competitive world is to first understand what we are really good at and where we have a cultural advantage. Then, we should focus our resources to upgrade education in the areas where we excel.

I suggest that the BBBJ is still a skill where American providers are superior. Instead of making a futile effort to stem the pussy drain, we should instead be spending money on training American women in the skills of suction variation, tongue flicking, lip squeezing, cock stroking and the other abilities that American providers do best.

Federal Stimulus Package money should be used to fund the Amber Jewel Oral Institute that I am in the process of establishing in Connecticut. I will create jobs by hiring TER members as instructors.

With funding from the Federal Stimulus package, I expect to get this project moving quickly. This will result in an important boost to our local economy, and, if replicated, has the potential of stimulating growth in other states as well.

I'm sure that when President Obama says that the highest priority for stimulus funding is projects where the shovel is ready to be put in the ground, he is speaking broadly and that he also means to include projects where the cock is ready to be put in the mouth.

I will need a nearly endless supply of volunteer subjects as well as instructors. No Beauty College could survive without the courageous people willing to have their hair cut by students. My oral training institute has a similar need for volunteers.

Women in some Latin American and Asian cultures distain the BJ, covered or not, and either refuse to perform or make only a perfunctory effort. When it comes to the art of the BJ, American women lead the world in creativity, innovation, and performance.

In BJ Education as well as in Math and Science Education, Tom Friedman's advice is crucial to keeping America competitive in a Flat World.