Ongoing demonstrations of my advanced suction vacuum technologies remain available. As you know, they have the proven capacity to:
1. Suck a golf ball through a rubber hose
2. Suck a cylinder through a pneumatic tube at nearly the speed of sound, and
3. Suck a large fragment of space debris right out of orbit.

Of course, if you are a technophobe who has no interest in the scientific principles behind my discoveries, you might simply enjoy the ultimate erotic experience of Fully Sharing the body and soul of a very creative and playful artist and photographer.

I am available to meet you in Stamford, Greenwich, Danbury and throughout Western Connecticut. If I receive several requests, I will conduct demonstrations in Hartford and New Haven.

Those who have volunteered to serve as subjects in my Oral Training Institute are invited to participate in the suction technology demonstrations while we await receipt of stimulus package funding for the Institute.