I will be in the Rutland, VT area next weekend and I'm looking for some late evening fun.  Any one available?  Thoughts on who may be close enough for a visit?  I love the PSE types as a preference.

Boner, I didn't know you were a comic!! Not since "Ivy" moved South (a number of years ago) has the State of VT (and especially the middle center and lower 40) had anyone that was worth writing about.

There are a couple of ladies in NH that might be willing to travel but Rutland is a tad out of the way.