Google: "the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual"

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... super gross. Poor cows.

Well, she was a bit on the large side, quite busty, doesn't shave, horny as hell, didn't talk too much, didn't talk my ear off, amazingly limber tongue, beautiful eyes, didn't count the donation in front of me, and offered me fresh milk when we were done (I would've preferred it chilled, but it's the thought that counts).

but I couldn't write a review per TER rules, because the "date" never actually happened.
I don't want to say she had a hygiene problem, but there were flies buzzing around her
ass; exit, stage left.

I just arrived in New. Haven!

I am not a big city type of guy.
Looking for lactating provider grass friendly.    
.

Am I really the only one who thought of that?

Does she like cowgirl. Will she go to maine this weekend.

I tried to take her in the missionary position.   Obviously didn't like me nibblin on her hooves.  Now that dirty old farmer is spanking it to cow porn!

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Old MacDonald had a farm,  
E-I-E-I-O.