Better than silk??

How would you like to play with one of those?  A round of golf then a round of........

Nothing wrong with pampering your putter! When it has been properly pampered it will stroke easier and straighter and will get the ball very near or into the hole (but not necessarily with fewer strokes).

Hmmm, if you enjoy golf then maybe we should play around.

Now what was that about silk?

Would love to (fore)play a round with you!

I'm not into guys!!