http://www.xvideos.com/video6505090/monster_asian_nipples

She was living next to that nuclear power plant that melted down in Japan

I'm remarkably tolerant of such things. My first thought, before I looked, was "I should tell her to check out those pictures of Ali McGraw; now SHE had some remarkable nipples."  

Then I actually looked at the video. Please forget I ever said anything about Ali McGraw and her pencil-eraser nipples.  

First thought: they look like those levers you use to drain a bathtub.  

Second thought: could that be a breast implant operation gone horribly wrong?

Third thought (upon the closeups of the nipples): Good God, it looks like she's got two Alien Chestbursters just about to break free!

Fourth thought (when she starts cupping and squeezing them): Holy crap, they look like turkey drumsticks!

Fifth thought (when she starts licking them): THEY LOOK LIKE SCROTUMS! MY EYES! GET ME THE BLEACH!

Crimson, for a long time I've been a distant admirer of yours. But after this...  

the horror... the horror...

Lol I thought they looked like those big candy diamond rings  

Aaaahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha  well I'm just grateful that mine don't look like that

Wow. Those can't be real.But they sure look it .what a curse she must have pissed somebody off in a pass life Lol

Oh, no! THOSE are fun to put in your mouth. Those things...

... they were on a cow!

To see her clit!