GOOD
> > > In Warwick, a Rhode Island State Trooper was running radar. He had a
> > > perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he
> > > discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road
> > > with a
> > > hand painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!' The officer later
> > > found a
> > > young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a
> > > bucket
> > > full of money. (Beats a lemonade stand!)
> > >
> > >
> > > BETTER
> > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> > > automated radar post in Cranston, RI A $40.00 speeding ticket
> > > was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
> > > of $40.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of
> > > handcuffs.
> > >
> > > BEST
> > > A young woman was pulled over in Providence, RI for speeding. As the
> > > RI
> > > State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
> > > she
> > > said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Rhode Island
> > > State
> > > Police Ball.' He replied, ' RI State Troopers don't have balls.' There
> > > was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd
> > > just
> > > said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
> > > She
> > > was laughing too hard to start her car.
> >
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