As long as your standards are flexible, you can have a lot of fun at Mickey's Valley View Pub in Cumberland. The women are often not particularly hot. They crawl along the bar to chat and get squeezed and collect a few bucks here and there. There are fairly private dance rooms that are screened with fairly opaque curtains and walls up to about 5 feet between the cubbies, so many things can happen back there. The dances are $20 for five minutes (not by song) and they use little timers. I do like swinging by there whenever I have a chance for some quick fun. Be reasonable with your tip! There are no other rooms besides the little cubicles. There are lots of reviews out there on the strip club review sites. Drinks are reasonably priced.  Have fun.