I will be making one of my rare visits to the Hartford area this week, tubing down the Farmington River, hanging out with my sister, and playing with any of you guys who have the time and inclination to mess around.

For those who don't know me. I am an enthusiastic lover who is entranced by the ambiance set by exotic flowers, soft music, and flickering candlelight, and who loves to be swept away in the heat of the moment. At 40 something, I am fit, experienced, and in my prime. I am 6' tall, with long dark hair, a mediterranean complexion, and several strategically located butterfly tattoos.

I also happen to be an inventor who, working with the Dyson Corporation, has perfected vacuum cleaner technology after years of research and development. I can give you a demonstration of my work. You will enjoy first hand the exquisite extended experience of what it feels like for a golf ball to be sucked through a rubber hose.

Then again, if you are a technophobe, you might simply enjoy the ultimate erotic high of sharing the body and soul of a very creative and playful artist and photographer.

I look forward to hearing from you.