Splash, Splash… Oh So Wet!

Gentlemen… and My Lovely Ladies,

Why don’t you slide on in, I hear it is nice and warm inside. Don’t be afraid to come, I swear it will stay nice and wet for you every time you dive in. I hope you have been practicing your breast stoke, because the deeper you get, it gets harder and harder… To swim.  

If you forgot your swim suit, it will be okay because then I can see your BUOY and HEAD to safety. Don’t worry about fluid dynamics. I have been studying flow and will bring along all the differential equations I need to handle all the flow you have to offer, believe me it is never too much to swallow.  

If you are not the strongest swimmer, I can do all the work. If you start to go down, I might let you stay down for a while so I can do some mouth to mouth resuscitation. I want to bring every part of you back to life. So put your lips together, take a deep breath, and just remember to…OOOOHHHHH