60 Days left of the YEAR!!... 60 reasons to Book with Samantha Good

60 days left of the year… 60 reasons to book a date with Samantha Good before 2013.

60. I’ve been on your bucket list for ages.
59. I’ve never lied about my age to anyone.
58. I am all natural all over my body.
57. I tell it like it is, or at least how I see it.
56. I’m trim and shag like a bobcat.... BTW, what’s the difference between a cougar and a bobcat? …..A decade!
55. I have more photos for you to look at than any other local provider. (aka have you gained access to my blog?)
54. I am highly selective in who I see; moreover, who I continue to see.
53. I rarely advertise.
52. I spend roughly 3-5 days in Minneapolis a month.
51. I work out on a regular basis.
50. I am attracted to older gentlemen with grey in their hair.
49. I have the most interesting color of blue eyes. I’ve been told they are spruce blue (like the tree).
48. I am a true northern Minnesota girl who loves fires in the fireplace or a nice bonfire on those cold chilly nights.
47. You’d like to discuss the M theory.
46. I have creamy white thighs.
45. I have a pussy mullet. Picture here: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c-YfiESHNhs/UI16pZaVcAI/AAAAAAAAD3o/-bquKGpO2Qc/s640/photo-752576.JPG
Explaintion here: http://theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=206313&boardID=2&page=2
44. You are so happy I made it back to Minnesota safely before Sandy hit in NYC.
43. I have 3 openings that need to be filled in Minneapolis in November. I’m sure you do not want to miss your chance yet again.
42. I love to snuggle under the covers and build up some pent up energy for a hot sweaty time.
41. I love to snuggle under the covers to fall asleep. I am great as the little spoon and as the reverse as the big spoon.
40. Speaking of reverse, I have SO MANY TOYS. Maybe you’d like me to take the lead? Yes, I am saying I have a strap on and I know how to use it.
39. You are actually enjoying this list and I am beginning to rub off on you. Oooooh I’d love to rub off on you.
38. You really liked my response to monieb’s (shout out) post on the Minnesota discussion board. http://theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=167063&boardID=21&page=1
37. My ads and posts are genuine and unique.  
36. I have my own Holiday; it’s right before Easter. Good Friday. It’s all about resurrection after MSOG.
35. I have a great group of select ladies I adore and do doubles with in Minnesota or NYC.
34. My ads are never cliche or boring.
33. You’ve read my ads for years and never booked?....Why bother clicking? If I’m that entertaining to read, could you even imagine what I am like in person?
32. Some of your old favorites have retired or just completely gone away? You want to play with someone that can help you relive that nostalgia? I’ve spent plenty of time between the sheets with such fine ladies as: Renity, Jackieblu, ThickGirlJen, and Sweet April.
31. You want to hear all my fantastic stories about NYC.
30. My demand is more than my supply
29. My lips have a natural cupid bow.
28. I am really Good in bed.
27. You want me to model the latest set of lingerie I picked up on the east coast..
26. I could tell you a story about Katelyn Cruize and myself that is almost unbelievable.
25. You’re dying to know the punchline to this joke: “What do the Moorehead Cheerleaders chant at Basketball games?”
24. I am quirky.
23. I have super sexy soft brunette hair.
22. You came to one of my M&G in 2010 and now you want to see me privately.
21. You have been craving an intimate encounter that leaves you speechless and slightly addicted.
20. You are tired of the same old thing every month (or week).
19. Ignorance is not sexy, classy or graceful, thus I write all of my own ads. I am selective in word choice. And I promise you, as horses go, I will never be a stallion...but a philly for quite a few more years.
18. I enjoy slippery lips.
17. You’re a first time client to me and want to meet up? Send me an email titled: “New Client Request” with your screening information. [email protected]
16. I really love DFK. With the emphasis on the Deep.
15. Penetration is my favorite way to orgasam.
14. I have a blog where I vent, expose, exhibit and display myself. I am more transparent and less of a persona.
13. I have 2 openings to fill in Fargo in November.
12. I do not show my face in my ads. That makes me the perfect companion for dinner dates and outings.
11. I am fashion forward and classy. I know how to dress for every occasion.
10. Did I mention, I am really GOOD in bed?
9. It’s time for you to be Good by doing Good.
8. You saw me on that Showtime reality show and you want to meet me in person.

7. I can teach you how to be Good in bed.
6. Maybe we share the same humor?  I laugh (as I am sure you do too), when you read an ad that says, “I’m educated.” As a college graduate, I'm not sure what they mean by educated. Like they've been educated to cross the street? Or they have their GED or dropped out of collage.
5. I have a witty mind and a filthy mouth.
4. You have read this list and you still want to know more about me.
3. You need to treat yourself well before the holidays.
2. Huge change coming in 2013.
1. See picture below....

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Can you come up with 2 or more of the candy slogans from the sweets in this pic?

I've always thought candy slogans were suggestive.
What do you think?

Soft and sweet,
Samantha sofa king Good

Melts in your mouth (hardens in her mouth) AND in your hands.

How many licks does it take to get to O?

The ultimate taste sensation, and Sofa King Good too!!!

Samantha says "I like to chew on Twizzlers, long and hard, and Pop Rocks too!"

"Taste the rainbow", "Makes mouths happy" "Get the Sensation" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZqDZYL2R8w

This at one point was posted on a theme thread.