This year I am supporting two amazing causes. Toys for tots & Baskets of Hope. In exchange for your generosity & compassion for families in need this holiday season I am offering $75 off ANY appointment when you bring along a contribution.    
   
Most of you are already familiar with Toys for tots & the amazing job they do every year supplying families with that special gift under the tree to brighten a child's Christmas morning. But what makes the holidays complete is the unity that special meal brings to families across the globe.    
   
 A celebratory holiday meal can provide a sense of normalcy, even in the worst of times. The Baskets of Hope program allows families facing hunger the opportunity to gather around the table and enjoy a holiday as a family, with a full meal including a turkey plus all the fixings for a family of 8.    
   
Each year their goal is to provide 5,000 families with holiday meals. Both at Thanksgiving & Christmas. That’s approximately 35,000 members of hungry families. The cost of a single holiday meal is $25 to cover food, warehousing, packaging, and distribution.    
   
Suggestions:    
   
Unwrapped toys, books, Cds, DVDs, electronics for ages 0-18    
Clothing. Especially winter attire to keep our kiddies warm at the bus stop.    
Turkeys, hams    
Frozen veggies, desserts & breads    
Canned veggies, potatoes, yams, gravy (no glass containers please)    
Dried potatoes, stuffing, rice, eggs, milk    
Flour, sugar, brn sugar    
Gift cards for any store including grocery stores    
   
Together we can brighten up the holidays for a family less fortunate.    
   
Thank you in advance for your generosity & support!

No words can express how thankful I am to all the men & women who have, are, & will come to the plate to protect America's freedoms. Please come accept my token of heartfelt appreciation for all you have sacrificed.  
 
Now thru Thanksgiving Eve I am offering a 90 minute lovefest at my one hour rate. That's not all sweetheart. Bring a toy or food item to help families in need this holiday season & help yourself to the holiday discount as well. (please see the above ad for details & suggestions)  
 
Finally. $25 of your generous donation will go toward care packages for our beloved troops in Afghanistan who sadly will not be home with their families for the holidays this year.  
 
Please bring evidence of your service to our fine country.  
 
I am very much looking forward to the honor of your company

Come watch the game with me while we play some games of our own! Serving beer, & non alcoholic beverages, food that isn't good for you (giggles) & of course yours truly! I'm the ultimate purple man eater baby! Cum feed me!

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is ......

Oh the wagers we could make!!!  GO PACK!!!!

You are absolutely correct rburdr11! The decapitation penalty is a rumor. The exact law is any immoral behavior can be punished with a maximum of 2 years 8 months in prison. Masturbation falls into this category, however like most crimes it would require a witness. Not too many people would do such a thing in public.

Wow!  I'm thrilled to get to spend a couple hours of fun with you.  Talk to you soon.

Great!!  I'm excited to get to come back for a couple hours of great fun.  Talk to you soon.