A big delicious hello from your Catholic cutie! With an adorable Northern Minnesota accent.

I am that Naughty.Catholic.Girl your mother warned you about!
I don't want to abstain any longer.
Wanna sneak off to my confessional?? I will absolve you of some thing and it will not be your sins!...giggle...
Come to my church and we can pray, meditate and thank God for all the tiny miracles in life.

If you want help with you personal resurrection and feel an act of God, I am the bona fide provider for you.

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Hey Lovers, Fuckers and Friends,
I'm available only 2 days in April. I will not publish those dates because of the haters out there that would want to spoil our safety (see video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7z_ztMxBgk)
I do gentle screening (I must be able to verify you).  
400 per hour. 250 for a half.
Me? Brunette (long soft hair) and I have a HUGE natural rack. I am a perfectly sized woman.
Email: [email protected]

I can pay you lip service to all of my qualities, but at this point doesn't it seems cliche and superfluous? You know what I am offering (if you want to know more look at my SUPER hot reviews, website or check out my blog with over 1290(!)...unique photos, videos and erotic writing). Other than a pay site what provider exposes that much?
I am about lucidity and passion NOT smoke and mirrors; I am a hedonist not a magician.
From professional, to candid and amateur to cell phone I have photos that run the gamut. I should, being a well reviewed provider in NYC and Minnesota, you shouldn't expect anything less than the best, the most creative and beyond everything Superior.

Your blasphemous, brunette beauty,
Samantha sofa king Good
(if you do not get it, say it faster and HARDER)



"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." ~ John Waters

Every day with you is a good day. But a Good Friday is the best!!

Happy Easter everyone.

I believe I sent out all my personal apologies; however, if I've missed your email I will not be coming to Minneapolis in April. You know what they say: 'Man plans and God laughs.' No April Fools
I hope to see you in May.

Softly,
Samantha

Sooooo, you post those delicious, tempting pics, and then say you won't be here??

Every day in and out ... up and down, I've consistently posted pics on my blog since August of 2009! And often my blog readers wait 6+ weeks to see me because of my insanely busy travel schedule.  
Being in demand cross country can be tiring! Not to mention, the Jet-set way of life I lead brings me in close contact with lots of travelers (who could be caring illness).  
Woe is me, I've already taken 3 spring breaks! And next weekend I will be going to Vegas.  

Famous or Infamous?....Did you see me on Showtime or HBO? (another HAWT pro pic)...

How many providers do you personally know that have been on TWO major cable networks??

"Anticipation makes the hard-on longer." ~Itsby Stevintary.. (a collage of PRO shots)

Sorry to disappoint..... I am stuck in bed and not tied up in bed like I'd like to be.......
You know what they say, it's Hard to keep a GOOD woman down. Or it's GOOD to go down on a woman while hard. Or give me your hard goods and I will go down........ OH MY I better stop this word association. I'm winding myself up.