See title. Bring me a book and I will give you $30 off my normal price on Saturday (so 300- 30 = 270/hr. I do not offer half hour sessions.) Here are the rules:

*This is only good for appointments booked taking place from now to midnight tomorrow. You must be screened, schedule the appointment, and the appointment must take place SATURDAY. It is not good for appointments booked for any other day, or appointments booked for before now.

*Hard cover or paperback is fine, just make sure it's in OK condition. It doesn't have to be new, but if the cover and tons of pages are falling out, I'm probably not going to want it or be able to read it.

*My favorite genres are science fiction, historical fiction, romance, creative nonfiction, true crime, memoir, biography/autobiography... um, almost everything? Use common sense and bring me something interesting! Bring me something YOU love to read.

*Some examples of my favorite books, to give you an idea: Infinite Jest, Game of Thrones, A Beautiful Mind, Pillars of the Earth, Kushiel series, The Confessions of Nat Turner, Sophie's Choice, Dark Places, Last Exit to Brooklyn, The Executioner's song, Valley of the Dolls, In Cold Blood, Helter Skelter, Ender's Game... etc etc.

*Please don't bring me a pocket Spanish dictionary.

*Feel free to ask me in advance if I already own a copy of the book you are planning to bring, or you can just surprise me

*My email is [email protected]. Contact me for details or if you have questions.

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Now, onto the basic boring facts.

*300/hr, so 270 with discount.

*The maximum amount off is $30. Two books will not get you $60 off, and 10 will not get you a free appointment. Lol.

*I always have a clean, upscale incall in a safe location.

*Screening required, obviously. (I do accept newbies with proper verification.) Escort references, ter whitelist, p411 and employment info/license are all acceptable.

*I am available for same day appointments, as long as screening is followed. However, if nobody schedules with me in advance, I take the day off completely and then nobody sees me. Sad for me and sad for you.

*I am linking to my p411 ad. My website is on there, view that for even more details and photos.

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Interesting facts-
*I have the nicest boobs you will ever see or touch.

*I love to cuddle, kiss and play! Total GFE. Read reviews.

*I am a fun, funny person who is genuinely happy and who loves to meet new people

in literature.  david foster wallace has made me laugh out loud

yeah, me too. Though I will admit that Infinite Jest took me a while to read...

all those footnotes!  hilarious, or inscrutable.  some of his essays are very fun to read as well.
i'm making my way through neal stephenson's baroque cycle myself right now.  been at it for several weeks and don't think i'm even half way through it . . .