What a snowy winter! Great for the snowmobiling, skiing, well, that's all I've got for fun in the winter! You've had to shovel way too many times, your snow blower has been used more than ever, and you're running out of stamina!  Let me help! I don't shovel, but I like to play in wetness, I don't have a snow blower, but I've been told I can blow circles maneuvering any machine!  
The weather is getting warmer so the fun should be just starting! While the snow piles are melting, making things so messy and unbearable, let me help keep the melting clean and fun!
I have relocated and not only can I blow my horns and cheeseheads scream, but I can also see the skyline downtown!

Don't run, I don't want you to get hurt, but hurry on over to my website and fill out the necessary info and lets get the balls rollin!!

Xoxoxo
Sam

But no green eggs and ham please.
(Sorry, too many beers with WC at the pizza joint)... lol