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10.  A stranger, male or female, undressing me with their eyes
9.    Going up to a hot guy in a bar and telling him:  “I don’t wanna know your name, I don’t wanna
         talk to you, I just want to f**k you”
              - yes, I’ve really done that,  it’s had a 100% success-rate for me
8.  Kissing someone new for the very first time,  strawberries optional
7.  Reading hot sexy reviews of Any hot sexy Tyrst  
6.  Feeling like I’m being watched when having sex
5.  Knowing that my partner Really wants to satisfy/please me
4.  Denzel Washington, mark.4444 and vorlon, all rolled into one.    Hot, Funny and Super Smart!!!
     - And I haven’t had sex with any of them.  I know  I know, hard to believe !
3   Feeling like I’m “restrained”.....
2.  A man /woman comfortable w/ open sexuality, trying new things, & being verbally responsive  
2.  Someone licking, sucking,  kissing or literally doing “anything” to left side of my neck / shoulder
     - omg, drives me craaaazy!
1.   Slow dirty dancing to Stranglehold by Ted Nugent
1.   Jennifer Lopez
1.   Guys that shave their heads

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Portia Eden4596 reads

Remember awhile back....like mid-March..... I reported my doctor told me I had to have a certain number of orgasms by the end of the month, saying some crazy stuff like I would Die, yadda, yadda, yadda.....

well.   I am happy to report:  I went back for a follow-up last week and he told me, "Portia, you're going to live FOREVER!!"    

yaaaaaaay!!!

oh , and then he locked the door so no one would walk in on us the rest of my visit.





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klumberg4707 reads

Well you ALMOST got me to shave my head!!...but thats just because I look nothing like Jennifer Lopez.

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Portia Eden4736 reads

Hehehe, I could've shaved your head yesterday while I had you were buried between my legs and you wouldn't have even batted an eyelash!  

Posted By: klumberg
Well you ALMOST got me to shave my head!!...but thats just because I look nothing like Jennifer Lopez.

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klumberg3744 reads

Yes you could have...and with amount of hair that I have I was buried between your legs much longer than it would have taken you. Besides I was so under your spell I would not have even noticed.

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Portia Eden4633 reads

Yes, I have one.    Wrote it while on Playcation in Denver.   Here it is.

My Mission Statement

To remain sharply focused on maintaining an excellent reputation as
a "highly thought of" all-around companion by men and women alike.
To always show everyone the
kindness, dignity, fairness and compassion they deserve,
not making exceptions for ethnicity, religion or disability.
To always remember, Reputation is King, even in this hobby!



Oh, but What's my Secret to lots of Orgasms and Squirting to get the glowing doctors report you ask?
CG and Narrated Greek Tours.  Daily Doses.

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oleoneeye4655 reads

He's a dumb ass!

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WYSIWYGG4852 reads

is another's good fortune.  Damn that was a fun time on Friday.

Then again, I ALWAYS come away with a smile on my face when I leave her place.  Worn out, but a smile.

It's not just the skills it's the way she goes about it. Truthfully, she is one of a kind.  You must come ready to be ravished.

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klumberg3952 reads

I'm in total agreement. There is nothing like the PORTIA EXPERIENCE.

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