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URGENT CARE ANYONE?........(Special Announcement/Offer Inside)regular_smile
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Hello boys......my operating room will be open beginning today!  As most of us know, urgent care operating hours are generally from 8am until 8pm.

Do you need 10cc's of hot passion?  I would love to mediCATE you!  How about 10cc's for me?  Have you a fever that needs attention?  How about an itch in a certain place for which "special" attention can relieve?  Hmmmmmmm.  Do we have an ache or pain that only requires some TLC?  Without a doubt, I have a most wonderful bedside manner.  For some reason it is often very necessary to be in or on top of the bed.  -Wicked grin-  Those issues only begin to describe the services and remedies offered.  I am very open (wow you won't believe how open) to curing whatever ailment you may have.

Old friends with new chronic physical issues, just give my ding-a-ling a ring-a-ling.  For all others who feel the need to try a new nurse, please email me.  Mild screening will be necessary for new and newbie patients.

**Special Announcement:**

As part of my contribution to our fledgling economy, I am offering a permanent cut-back.  That means that anyone (new or old friends) who books an appointment at my current rate for a date that occurs BEFORE March 1st will be grandfathered in for all FUTURE appointments at my old rate.

Current Rates:               Old Rates: (to be grandfathered in)

1-hour      300                    250
90 mins     450                    400
2-hour      550                    500
3-hour      800                    700
Not applicable to ½ hours.  Outcalls add 50

Nurse Cate

Contact:

Phone:     (612) 559-9286

Email:    [email protected]

Could lead to a need for Critical Care!

Posted By: Cates45
How about 10cc's for me?

Well if that happens, then mouth-to-"something" recusitation may be necessary for one or both of us.  In either happen-chance.....we'll be just fine.

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