How do you tell if you're Addicted to Sex.......?

• Do you have a strong desire to have sex?
• Do you have a strong desire to masturbate?
• Do you like to flirt?
• Do you like to go to strip clubs?
• Do you dream about your ATF?
• Do you dream about having sex with anyone?
• Do you love Sexual variety?
• Would you rather have Sex than go to the Dentist?
•      Would you rather have Sex than walk your dog?
•      Would you rather have Sex than watch a chick-flick?
• Would you rather have Sex than mow the lawn?

 
If you answered Yes to two or more of these questions, I am conducting private interviews in FARGO , to help you determine the exact level and seriousness of your addiction.  

Remember, admitting it is the First Step.  

Interview Dates and times

• Sunday       June 9th     8am - 11pm  
• Monday     June 10th     8am – 11pm  
• Tuesday    June 11th     8am – 11pm  
   
The NEXT step is to send an email to me at [email protected], telling me a little about yourself and that you are a safe nice person who would never wish to cause harm to anyone.  
 
These interviews are designed to explore WHY you are having these thoughts and desires and leave you with a new sense of direction and focus.    

Who know, maybe you’ll even feel like walking the dog later.    

Study Interviews are at the following rates:

• 350   1 hr  
• 500   1.5 hr  
• 600   2 hr  
(FARGO FRIENDS: If we have already had our first interview,  
you are in the Follow-Up Phase of the study:  
rate is $25 off)  

Portia Eden

 
p.s.  
For those of you who really are struggling with a real doctor-diagnosed sexual addiction, this ad was in No Way meant to "make fun" of a Real/Serious and even potentially Harmful sexual addiction.    If you have been offended in any way by this ad, please accept my sincerest and deepest apologies.    

For the Rest of you, I look forward to meeting you.

 



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