How do you tell if you're Addicted to Sex.......?
• Do you have a strong desire to have sex?
• Do you have a strong desire to masturbate?
• Do you like to flirt?
• Do you like to go to strip clubs?
• Do you dream about your ATF?
• Do you dream about having sex with anyone?
• Do you love Sexual variety?
• Would you rather have Sex than go to the Dentist?
• Would you rather have Sex than walk your dog?
• Would you rather have Sex than watch a chick-flick?
• Would you rather have Sex than mow the lawn?
If you answered Yes to two or more of these questions, I am conducting private interviews in FARGO , to help you determine the exact level and seriousness of your addiction.
Remember, admitting it is the First Step.
Interview Dates and times
• Sunday June 9th 8am - 11pm
• Monday June 10th 8am – 11pm
• Tuesday June 11th 8am – 11pm
The NEXT step is to send an email to me at
[email protected], telling me a little about yourself and that you are a safe nice person who would never wish to cause harm to anyone.
These interviews are designed to explore WHY you are having these thoughts and desires and leave you with a new sense of direction and focus.
Who know, maybe you’ll even feel like walking the dog later.
Study Interviews are at the following rates:
• 350 1 hr
• 500 1.5 hr
• 600 2 hr
(FARGO FRIENDS: If we have already had our first interview,
you are in the Follow-Up Phase of the study:
rate is $25 off)
Portia Eden
p.s.
For those of you who really are struggling with a real doctor-diagnosed sexual addiction, this ad was in No Way meant to "make fun" of a Real/Serious and even potentially Harmful sexual addiction. If you have been offended in any way by this ad, please accept my sincerest and deepest apologies.
For the Rest of you, I look forward to meeting you.
-- Modified on 6/7/2013 2:43:40 PM