What are the ONLY two self cleaning organs of a woman's body?

1st correct answer wins. You MUST post your answer on this feed.

Good luck boyz!

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Two best parts of course....    

Eyes, and the Yahoo :

Sorry MplsRoute. Looks like titani90 beat ya by by three minutes! No worries babe. I'll have another trivia contest next week!

Looking forward to two hours of sensual bliss with you titan90! MMMMWAAAHHH!!!!!!!

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I am an avid fan of Cirque du Soleil & bless their hearts they are coming to Minneapolis! Please accompany  me & experience the intrigue & seduction of these amazing performers. Three packages available!

Show & playtime before or after. $500

Show, Dinner or drinks & appetizers, playtime before or after. $700

Unlimited overnight! $1200

Includes a room at an upscale hotel near the MOA (room is on me) Dinner, show, as much playtime as we can handle, & breakfast. I will need a minimum of 72hrs notice for the overnight package please.

Show Schedule & tickets:
 https://tickets.cirquedusoleil.com/webshop3/index.html?channel=8&seriesCode=AMAMIN&language=en&lfMix=CDSGP&promoCode=PARTNER10&utm_medium=email&utm_source=none&utm_campaign=091213

$100 discount if you get seats within five rows of the stage!

 

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My BFF Jane Doe & I are a team to be reckoned with! We combine a GFE & PSE experience like no other! Get lot's of rest, build up plenty of fluid then book with us if you dare!

JD is having major computer issues so if you choose to initiate contact through her please call! 612-963-0338

Come watch the game with me while we play some games of our own! Serving beer, food that isn't good for you (giggles) & of course yours truly! I'm the ultimate purple man eater baby! Cum feed me!

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Every week is an auction featuring yours truly! Bidding starts at 9am every Friday & ends promptly at noon the following Sunday. Who says we have to "hate" Mondays?!  

Rules are as follows:  

This is a special treat reserved for lovers I have seen before. If I haven't seen you you're not out of the running. All you need to do is see me one time at my regular rate (& YES you are welcome to take advantage of my pre-book rewards program) & BAM! You qualify!  

You MUST place your bid via email, PM, or through P411. No bids will be accepted before 9am Friday or after noon Sunday.  

Bidding starts at $150 per hour.  

Three time slots will be available. Morning, 9am-noon. Afternoon, noon-6pm & evening 6-9pm. You MUST indicate in your bid a time slot, as well as duration. No rainchecks! If you win then cancel you lose the appt & will have to get in on another auction in the future.  

Winners will be notified in a reply to you bid by 2pm Sunday. To insure discretion ALL correspondences WILL be immediately deleted at that time as well