Dear friends,
The end of the world is quickly approaching. In light of this, I'd like to offer you a discounted rate of $260/hour (that's $40 off my usual rate). I'm also offering two hours for $540 ($60 off my usual rate).

Theoretically, this special is good from now through January 2nd, although you may want to cash it in before the Earth collides with the planet Nibiru in a fiery blaze of doom on the 21st. JUST SAYING.

You *really* don't want to meet the lizard god Quetzalcoatyl without having met me first.

Check my website for more pics, info, and all that jazz. (Site is freshly updated; if you don't see it, the new nameservers are still working their magic so check back in a few hours.)

Keep calm and fuck your brains out,
Remy
[email protected] (email is best)
612-460-7369