Oh, but I forgot...
you are a white Porsche 911 owner...
who wears a white baseball cap, (to work), as a software engineer...
only sees PROVIDERS under 30 with natural breasts...
is a self proclaimed "BREAST" expert at 20 something...
sees providers that are NEVER above a 6 in appearance and performance...
begs massage providers for BJ's...
gets BJ's, (and MORE), from DIY providers, with no history of doing that...
is looking for Mrs. Talon to be an 11, (when you are ready to settle down and bless some lucky girl with your presence)...
is an addicted thrill seeker to NON-reviewed BP girls...and then bitches about them...
yet is the most paranoid LE wary hobbyist on this board...
believes EVERYONE is jealous of his youth...
disrespects providers and hobbyists alike...
claims you do not care what people think or say about you, but yet retaliates to EVERY response...(with brilliant and original prose)....example..."its not the same dumb ass"
murders the English language in every post...(even as a college educated software engineer...NOT...)
Did I miss anything???
This still does not change my opinion of you at all...YOU ARE STILL MY FAVORITE POSTER...
Young and dumb and full of cum...nice...
thanks again for being you...
Kram
Ps. I am anxiously awaiting your response...
PM' sometime so we can hang out...I love babysitting...
Also...Karma is a bitch...I'm just saying..