Wanted to re-post my past Holiday crazy run-in with a fine lady before this holiday to give everyone a good laugh and yes it could happen to you!! Plus, you folks have been giving me a lot of material to start re-posting the TER Board week in review (funny look at the board)
Okay, if you read last years recap of my crazy holiday with the Griswold’s; my family….. you might recall my adventures from that holiday. Well this year Part 2 my brother shows up again for Thanksgiving dinner with his girlfriend who is a well know provider; who I saw in the past. Now for the record she only does it part time these days and I have not seen her since that auspicious day, last year, during the holidays. This year I thought I would have been better prepared from a psychodrama standpoint, given the fact that a squad of scientist/doctors has been drugging me for years.
Anyway, this lady who I will call “Juno” sits down for dinner and right away I ask her, how is business – what am I thinking? Of course I start laughing softly because it was so stupid and in my private Idaho brain I’m freaking out. Everyone is now staring at me, my brother kicks me under the table and I yell out why are you kicking me, because the entire “incident” unnerved me and it just came out! Not knowing what to do, because I caused this drama by being nervous and asking an innocent question and now all eyes are focused on me. So, I pretend to choke on my turkey drum stick, this of course is happening in seconds but seems like it is in slow motion and is taking hours? Everyone is now trying to help me by patting my back as my mind is racing like a rocket ship on want to do next. Thank the big guy upstairs; as Juno comes to my rescue with “my Jewelry business has really taken off this past year”.
My Mother and wife both look at me about 10 minute later and say want is wrong with you – I say well I just got confused on the business she started last year and my food went down the wrong pipe!! I wanted to say no I’m just a loser and can’t keep it together as my two worlds collide!!
During desert I found myself dreaming of Juno and our past two encounters together (a while ago), but man she is one hot and nice lady and it is the holiday’s and a guy can dream? Plus my brother is knucklehead and just doesn't deserve this fine lady!!I found myself, Mr. Cool, stumbling my words throughout the day, to the point, I tried to avoid speaking to Juno not knowing what may or may not come out next!!
The other funny thing that happen was later during the day after some good holiday cheer I go to use the bathroom and walk in on my brother and Juno in “some” sex act. Now we are crazy family but quite conservative, my parents would have died had they saw that? I yell out get a room and lock the door, now but I really wanted to say can I get in on some of that action, which looks hott!! Is this normal behavior for someone to think this way?
What would you do
