I have no problem paying $300 for a session, but I wouldn't spend $300 for [??????????].

For a lap dance..(I have seen guys do it)

a meal.

a pair of shoes, a monthly car payment and at least temporarily $300 is out of my hobby budget.  

Vikings Tickets

1. Concert tix (unless Jimi or Jim Morrison rose from the dead..... ok, maybe Janis...... definitely not Frank or Jerry!)

2. Fuzzy dice for the car

3. To have my taxes done (Yay, Turbotax!)

anybody over 30 or over 125 lbs.

What does the box say when you get audited?

a session that only offered one pop.

it was a cute, fun little game y'all were playing and you had to come along and sound like a douche!

What makes him a douche? If those are his prefrences so what? It's his $ right?

A used condom!

Can you imagine a guy walking up to a womans incall with a scale under his arm?  Is it a gift, nope just wanna see if I want to pay or not!  Common now thats funny!

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!

I once had a client that I suspected was really into men rather than women but was deeply closeted even to himself.

Afer just one date he said he wanted to book with me but with one stipulation: that I keep the used condoms of my previous clients that day so he could drink the contents.

I declined and he never booked me again.

Now, back to the regular programming .....

Ugh!  Thanks.  uh, how 'bout them Twins?

Uugh

Hey forget about those Twins....How about those High Scoring Vikings & there 20 million dollar QB!!!!!!

Maybe if he showed up for training camp he could play football!!  F*cker!!!   I woulda' benched his ass!  I don't freakin' care who he thinks he is!!  WTF.   Nice interception there, BRETT!!!!!!    OMG, the tv never got yelled at so much before!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I will pay someone $300 to take me to the next Vikings game so I can give that guy a piece of my mind!!!!    LOL.   He made me so mad, guys!   Aren't you all so mad at him?

just a nosey fuck wondering how many clients you see per day?

For the sake of my stomach I am going to stick to my theory!