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G550 834 reads
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Did Mommy tell you to start a club?  

Don't worry about what the kids say though,  All the grown ups think your really special!

jgoodman2221961 reads

I am forming a new club.  The only membership requirement is that you understand the meaning of the club's name.  Any takers?

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jgoodman2221117 reads

No.  It has a very specific meaning.

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MsChayse742 reads

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jgoodman2221012 reads

Suffice to say it is a very specific criterion.

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MsChayse893 reads

I see. Fair enough. Have fun playing your game.

Happy Hump day!
Mwah!

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brilove926 reads

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jgoodman2221190 reads

If you met the criteria, you'd know.

There are a least two providers who know and two hobbyists.

And no, I am not going to do a "reveal" of the criteria.

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ilikeexotics988 reads

So there are two providers and two hobbyists  fucking John...sounds like an interesting fivesome...Some would call it an Orgy lol.

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fearlessfury892 reads

Ladies who have fucked a John lol

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bosssik844 reads

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jgoodman2221176 reads

It is not a riddle that can be reasoned.  You either know or you don't.

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bosssik1168 reads

The riddle is: why did I respond and why do I care ?    " I would never want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member "  Woody Allen  

Posted By: Uptonogood11
It is not a riddle that can be reasoned.  You either know or you don't.

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jgoodman2221240 reads

Good one!

But the quote is from Groucho Marx:

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged, as recounted in Groucho and Me (1959), p. 321
[Variant:] "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".
As quoted in The Groucho Letters (1967) by Arthur Sheekman.  

He, of course, stole it as well:  The sentiment predates Marx by 61 years, however; it likely originated with John Galsworthy in The Forsyte Saga. In Part I, Chapter II, "Old Jolyon Goes to the Opera", it's said of Old Jolyon that, "He naturally despised the Club that did take him." after another refused him because he was in a trade.

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bosssik874 reads

My recollection was Woody Allen using the line in Annie Hall.

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MrDionysus1088 reads

aka Uptonogood will have another comment about that bossik.  I liked it better when he was pining over his long lost love Hilary Holiday.  At least that was somewhat amusing.

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jgoodman222894 reads

Fuck You.

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G550835 reads

Did Mommy tell you to start a club?  

Don't worry about what the kids say though,  All the grown ups think your really special!

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jgoodman222950 reads

Fuck You.

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OldTimerB896 reads

This post is too funny...I don't even have to reply to have a good time...fuck you lol

Posted By: Uptonogood11
Fuck You.

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G550720 reads

Posted By: Uptonogood11
Fuck You.
Oh Oh  Hope none of the adults heard that!!!  But I guess it is justified if someone gives you a wedgie!!!

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thumper6969689 reads

Most Inane Post of The Year-

(looking for my 'fuck you" response)

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brilove997 reads

This is hilarious! I actually did laugh out loud.

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MrDionysus814 reads

Don't get cocky thumper, you need to dig deep to earn it :).

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highfives792 reads

My Club's Name is a Secret Inside Joke That 99% of the Readers Won't Understand Club.
Anyone want to join

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jgoodman222836 reads

Exactly.

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thumper6969854 reads

Fuck you

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