Having the rare day to myself after a tough week, I decided to see someone off my MustSee list.
Choice #1 (awesome reviews) was available, but too far away for me to get there during rush hour traffic. She told me she was available later if I changed my mind, nice.
Choice #2 (awesome reviews) amazingly was available and agreed to see me at 4:00. Arrived at 2nd call location 3:55. No answer. Waited 15 mins. No answer. Went to the local overpriced mart, bought a soda and waited there. No return call.  

Called Choice #3 & 4 (great reviews). Both no answer.
Called Choice #5 (decent reviews w/BBBJ, my fav). She is available at 5:15 for hhr only. Okay, I'm on my way, right? Wrong.
4:00 girl called while I was on that call. She had a fender bender, not her fault, was sorry. Still wants to see me and understands if I am pissed. Repeatedly apologized.
I call to tell her I'm still in the area and I'm not pissed off, let's get together if you're up for it, no answer, no return call. I wait. No call.
Like a dummy, I decide against calling Choice #1 and hoping I can still get in.
Now I am late for 5:15 girl. I call, she says no problem. Okay, maybe someone cancelled. I fight rush hour traffic from the middle of Minneapolis to get there ASAP.
I show up to a crappy apartment and I'm told to come in, make myself at home. By now, I have to piss like a race horse. I get to the door and it's locked. She finally comes to the door and then runs to the bathroom, leaving me doing the pee-pee dance for 15 minutes while watching some porn star get buttfucked on her big screen.
She finally comes out, I pee and drop the envelope.
We hug, I strip, hit the bed. She pours stinking oil all over me and starts telling me her problems. Then she tells me her rules have changed. CBJ, gloves on to touch her, etc. She stops rubbing often to tell me more problems and sing to the distracting music she put on. Two minute CBJ and jumps on. Couldn't even touch her shoulder. In massive pain from a recent fall. Now I get to here that story and I lose the bone completely.
She offers me a discount for next visit and says you're done. I've got another client coming in 15 mins. Then, she tells me more problems for 5 minutes. I get dressed and she decides to share her wisdom on life with me for another 10 mins.
I get out the door just in time to get stuck in traffic again.
Short story long, 3 1/2 hours later, I get home lighter in the wallet, smelly and unsatisfied, having wasted a rare free-day to hobby.
I did not include NCNS girls name since she does mot have a reputation for that. I know she reads the board and I hope she will see this an offer to make it up to me. A PM would be nice.

If you can't make it, or just don't want to see me, CALL and tell me. Hell, making up a fake excuse is better than leaving me hang in the wind.