Missed some enteresting things theses pass few days - there need to be a part two????
1) Where is LC -Last week there was a story from Kare 11 News that reported there was a lady, speaking Spanish taking off on a broomstick with a 15 knot southern tail wind. Reports stated that she was speaking about winter weather, Minnesota driving and poor hygiene of Minnesota men before launching her broom stick in the air. The New story broke from Flying Cloud airport, which have short runways, but the report stated once this lady dressed in a black Cat-Women type outfit that had aero dynamic qualities with a black helmet and black goggles only took about 100 feet of runway before lifting off; traveling south. Kare 11 reporter Big Lon Dong described the event as quite disturbing as she yell out she would not return and without warming up her broom or conducting a system test; she departed.
2) MPD new public service announcement I believe Ed, Fred and Jed are officially back!! Panic is in the streets, paranoia has begun to set in, darkness at the edge of town. Man, we are a jumpy bunch, so and so is working with LE, John Q Public is faking these board posts, I need more information to go on, there is too much information and Johnny Law is monitoring my throw away phone. Okay to be honest Im beginning to see those dead people at night again, every time I think Im out they suck me right back in. I really think someone is following me, there were cop tire tracks in the snow this morning in my driveway, I stopped for a cup of Joe this morning and I thought I heard someone whisper terrapin? I cant go to the bathroom due to my anxiety and fear that would be both number one and two! Im so irrational and more delusion then normal that today, I thought my paranoid schizophrenic was back ,they were out to persecute me, so I grabbed one of my many CIA passports and started my mission of deep cover, operational contacts, safe house stays and appearance changes. That is, until I remembered that this stuff is all make believe. I could be a 15 year kid writing reviews, posting on the board or I could be a 90 year man in this make believe world. I think I'm okay now, I just keep telling myself Dorothy there is no place like home. Plus, my contacts at MSP police from the Remy situation tell me Im not the man I used to be?
3) Is it risky to see someone with no info now what do you think, read point two, and proceed at your own risk? Why would there be a place under the Sun called TER in our make believe world, does it snow in Minnesota, come on man even a blind man knows when the sun is shinning? In this make believe world, I really think, we think, there is someone out there that is this undiscovered lady that is so good that we will be the first to see her, it will be the best experience ever! My best guess is, that only happens to me when I am on my trips, ground to the sky pilot! Stay with the true and tested make-believe ladies!
4) Me Taken this week, tattooed asian yes once again it was me, man this is about 6 7 times I have been to NYC to see her I just cant get enough!! It was real; she took me for a ride, down the muddy river, up the highest mountain and into the valley of happy pain. We even received new tats, a piercing, his and hers tasers, we climbed a Banyan Tree, took a moonlight subway ride and spray painted or tagged a couple of buildings!!
5) Whats love got to do, got to do with it & Klingons?? Ok I missed the memo not falling for all the ladies I have seen, Im in love and once again the last to know that it cant be true. To be real and true to myself Im sure most ladies only came into this make believe world to meet a guy like me heck I would love to meet me! I have stalked so many ladies that there is no time for work, I meet them; fall in love with them, expect free time, free dinner dates, tea and crumpets with their Mom and make-up stalking sex. To the providers and to the hobbyist, this is a make believe business, there will be complains in all businesses, people dont like the service, write a crazy review, expect additional time, the ladies hair is not combed correctly, wears the wrong dress, talks too much or not enough, smokes - doesnt smoke, isnt a true real GFE and doesnt have car insurance! The men smell, the lady cant convey the time expectation, dont want to hear too many problems, not looking for a boyfriend, dont enjoy the penis size, dont want to give away anything free, dont enjoy stalkers now who wouldnt like that; afraid to express their true self, start and spread rumors and all are LE informants. This has been clearly expressed, if you believe what has been written. I believe I have just about covered all topics in some way or form. People you think Im crazy, read this stuff independently and how could you not laugh. What person in their right mind, except me, would think the ladies are looking for Mr. Right, what crazy person stalks one of these ladies and who really thinks anything in life is for free? I would say read the newspaper this fantasy world is cross-section of every day life, every day that is all you read about, all these crazy things going on. Communication is the key, talking goes a long way and say no if you dont like something, have boundaries or set clear expectations for your business clients. All businesses are in business to make money, it is a competitive world so decide how to set your self apart and when it is over it is over, rover? Just sit back and read some of this stuff, you have to laugh I dont even have to make this stuff up!!
6) Just a quick question regarding good car insurance???? According to my insurance broker Jimmy Bob Barker from Insure a Wreck there are many options. It mainly depends on the menu options you choose and whether you work from your car, I dont believe the back seats get much usage, but they could if it was some guys dream along with bookings via a cell phone while driving? Me Su Big from the Insurance Institute also asked if you used a booster seat while driving as this could drive your rate higher. Now with all this great research why would you ask this board of knuckleheads, myself being the leading king on this ship of fools, any questions regarding insurance? Yes, once again I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, but mother of God of all that is good in this world see your local independent insurance agent not TER. If you listen to me I could wipe out your entire worth with my advice along with Blueboy the Fifteen year old kid posing as a 29 yr old adult.
