true confession time.  i'm staying in a medium sized minnesota city, looking for fun.  against my better judgement i decided to give a call to one of the escort services advertizing in the yellow pages.  the woman says she will send me her cutest girl.  OMG  the woman who shows up  is a meth whore, she's even got open sores, she's mumbling something about "gotta get the money" and "is he going to be pissed".  i've never seen a more disgusting woman, fortunately, she grabbed my money and ran out of the room.  thank god, i thought, i'm safe.  here's the good part, i get out the phone book and call the next ad, i'm not made out of money, i'm not sure how i'm going to pay the heat bill, but i thought maybe i'd get lucky.  the girl on the phone sounded pleasing and she said i would be thrilled.  she shows up and is about 5'2"  160 lbs,   i ended up masturbating.  (after she took my money)