After a recent airplane crash in June, I find myself crippled in a hospital in Fargo, ND. Worst of all, this state is anal when it comes to sex or using the "F" word! I swear, it's still 1958 here!

Wanted: Simply this... a massage HO! I need a cutie to come to my room and rub me (including getting me OFF!) at least once a week. Both my legs are broken and I NEED this to get through the constant pain I am in. I have privacy here, so we could do this. I can maneuver in bed pretty damned good too, but the lady I seek will do MUCH of the work. I have grown a great disgust for the midwest (I am a New Yorker) and your hang-ups about sex and age differences. I've been to 12 step, and if she's a sex addict... we'll get along fine.

This ad is for someone living in this area. But since ND is NOT progressive (my treatments are at least 20 yrs. out of date!) I doubt someone local to Fargo will respond. Please prove me wrong. I have NO family here, am very alone in this hospital room and NEED to make a connection with a female SOON. I'd get an escort in here if they had them in ND, but they are too frightened of burning in hell after this! GEEZ!!!!

One other thing, I lost LOTS of weight after the crash and am 150 LBS. and very boyish looking at 43. I must insist the lady be a single-digit dress size, or at least really CUTE if she's a bit larger.

Thanks!

First of all, I am sorry to hear of your accident and your current situation.  No one would want what you have to deal with as far as your injuries.

Having spent a great deal of time in NY, I have come to understand your attitude and your reasoning.  I think perhaps a lot of people here understand it.  After all, ND is quite a ways from the "center of the universe" - or NY as you know it.

Good luck getting someone after your mixed message to people in that area that are in a position to assist.

I'm sure by now the people in ND are as anxious as you for your return to NY.

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