Pretty soon all of the aliases similar to my handle will be used up if this continues. I appreciate the fact that you are trying so hard to emulate me, but it's not really going to work for someone of your ilk.

I don't know what missive you are talking about because I don't see any posts by you below, but terribly sorry about your day.

Since you are obviously someone who busts a nut just by having a girl show up on time, so that you can make awkward conversation before having her show you where your balls are, I imagine EVERYDAY is a bad one for you.

And given what you've described here, I think you should be spending your time on Web MD checking into answers about your anal fissures and penile sores, not trolling here, because that sounds fucking brutal man. Good luck with that.

I'm not in one yet, but I will be soon enough. That IS what this site is for, afterall. And bet your ass I will be "digging" once I'm in it.

I don't know how anyone can get offended by him. I am a fan club of one

I was having a bad day when I wrote that missive a few threads down.  See, my life teters between inherently boring and wildly erotic, so I see providers because they mimic the experience at a German hostel.  I love to be anal probed by a woman with hairy armpits brandishing a whip and a sword.  The hobbyists who crave a GFE and enjoy a sensual DFK en route to the main event are simply undersexed and repressed in their Scandinavian caves.

But, me?  I have it figured out, boys.  The rest of you are throwing your hard-earned Benjis for the same activity you can get at home, albeit with a wife who might be 40 lbs heavier and 30 years older.  Fuck the GFE!  It isn't worth it!  At least for me, cuz I can fuck any woman I meet tonight at my local watering hole.  But, to get them to role play as I want to is a little more challenging, so I hobby.  Or, go to Germany but that costs a bit and the jet lag makes the little guy a bit less active.

Anyways, I digress.  What I really meant to say is, Ladies, don't listen to what all those guys on the thread say.  They are delusional as to their wants, even the one with 132 or something like that reviews.  He hasn't experienced true fun yet, but I suppose he will keep trying with at least another 132 hookers.  Good luck to that poor bastard.

Again, sorry everyone for my missive.  It has just been a very bad day.  I tried to get laid earlier, but she stopped short of the spurs I wanted her to wear and the throwing stars I asked her to use on my chest to carve a swastika as she rode me CG.   Then, while I was trying to make my own happy ending, the asbestos gloves I was wearing broke open one of my penile sores.  It's a mess.

LIP

...and I thought *I* had a lot of free time.

Re: When you're in a hole, quit digging!

Ok, seriously, I appologize to all you pricks even the prickier one with the extra k, but I just heard that one yesterday so could not resist.

More seriously, don't you people get the dry wierd humor from LIP? I ussually get a kick out of the sick bastard.

and not what this site was intended for.  get a real life lipp and go service urself some more because that is all u ever get. dream over. too much time etc. on ur hands... have u not anything better to do with ur life?

But Red has made me do something that I like 100 times better than laughing.

That should have been my very concise answer to the question in the thread below that subsequently inspired this ridiculous thread about me of all things; ask Red how to say Viva la France with your mouth full!

OMG sweet lady, how oould I ever forget your unsurpassed talent, you have no equal. I'm not a fan, I'm your fucking groupie.

but that is what I love about LIP!   Sarcastic humor is a turn on for me!!

Prick??
WILL YOU FUCK ME FOR FREE???

But I do barter - favor for a favor, service for service, penis for vagina, and *anything* for whiskey!