"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Blazing Saddle
Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes
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"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."
- Rafiki, from The Lion King
Mood killer.
Ha,
SG
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes
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I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. - Fight Club
SPLAT......."A zit..get it"- Animal House
Now that one is hilarious... and you know exactly when that line would be pulled.
Shawshank Redemption...
Same old shit, different day.
Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
and last but not least...
You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
"She's going to EAT ME!!" -Lion King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpaIAkSmjC8&noredirect=1
(English right after Dutch)....
This was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo, you got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad. And what the hell is that smell? I coulda been at a barbecue, but I ain't mad. - Independence Day
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Blazing Saddle
If she's riding CG, Yippe-ki-yi-yay may be allowed - if cheesy.
Hate to be a stickler for detail but the "we don't need no stinking badges" line originally came from The Treasure of Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.....all's I'm saying...
Can't believe no one brought this to the plate...
"say hello to my little friend" - Scarface
Movie:
Throw Mama From The Train"
Quote: Larry: One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.
From the 1930's Frankenstein: "It's alive! It's alive!"
"Soitenly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
Young Frankenstein. Cracks me up every time.
Pedro offers you his protection.
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes
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The Price is Wrong Bitch! - Happy Gilmore
Usually one must got to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. - Aurthur
Dude no, this is serious. I just sharted! - Along Came Polly
.............. Pulp Fiction. Lot's of great lines in that movie.
Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"
Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes
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I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? - Meet The Parents
Fat guy in a little coat - Tommy Boy
For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. - The Jerk
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside" - Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot" - Dante, Clerks
"I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while." - Monsieur D'Arque, Beauty and the Beast
One word. Plastics.
That's not a moon. Its a space station.
It puts the lotion in the basket
Mood killer from "Airplane" I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
"Come with me if you want to live" Arnold from terminator 2
maybe not for the BD R.
You can't handle the truth!
Thank you very little. -- CaddyShack
Surely you can't be serious? I am serious and don't call me Shirley! - Airplane
The price is wrong bitch! - Happy Gilmore
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges. - Blazing Saddles
We're on a mission from God. - Blues Brother
Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
It smells like......Victory!!!
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Someone on this board knows what movie this is from......
"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Yeah, not the manlyist move of all time but that movie is one smart-ass comment after the other. I've watched it countless times
Without them it would be boring to me.
Ya ba do time
Ab ba do time
Where gone a have a.........&@)!&@;/$.....
Dang got that one wrong !
Only love can kill a demon
~Mickey of natural born killers
Hey…
I killed a Fed for you.
Nothing says endless love
like capital murder.
~Jax -Sons of anarchy
I married Wendy because I was lonely. Because I got tired of the endless disconnect. It was just a sad time-out. Because when I'm inside someone, there's only one face I see.
~Jax -Sons of anarchy
And the always applicable..... That's what she said
~Michael Scott from Office
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Love these kinds of threads:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. - Full Metal Jacket
I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill? - The Matrix
All right. This one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs. - The Godfather
Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter, and I am a good father. - Gladiator
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! - American Psycho
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked. - Bravehear
"I'll be back' - The Terminator
"Get away from her you bitch" - Aliens
"lazy, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son" - dean wormer to john belushi......."over? it ain't over till we say its over! was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?" - john belushi
A man has got to know his limitations - Dirty Harry
Not only the line but the name too