Tonight I had about an hour to kill so I stopped by what was recommended as high end hotel lounge - Graves Hotel bar.
Fab place! Great drinks, fun bartender .. as we say in NYC - "Classy joint"
So there are two guys on another end of the bar. One of them starts rolling a baseball across the bar to me. OK, i catch it and roll back. He rolls it again.
I look at the bartender - he comes to my resque.
Finally the guys get up to leave and the ball roller drops it in front of me .
Yes, there was a name and phone number on the ball.
Really? You wanna get the girl? Have the balls, don't leave one behind ))))
Woman at a party rolling a basketball to different guys. In succession, each rolled it back, bounced it back, etc., until she smiled at (and brought an introductory beer to) the last guy who picked it up with ONE HAND.
The commercial didn't last long in the Prudish States of America, but I thought it was funny.
All pick up lines are cheesy. A pick up line is, basically, saying some shit that would never come out of your mouth in a normal conversation - some awkward way of hinting at or insinuating something you don't have the balls to just come out and say.
Myself, I just cut to the chase once I've thawed the ice a little and fought my way past the automatic defensive systems. I assume that most guys who use "pick up lines" intend them to be funny, which is why they are cheesy, because they certainly don't think you're supposed to take them seriously...*ehem*...of course not...
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see! Hahahaaaa....hey? Where you going? Stuck up bitch! Fuck you then, I didn't want your number anyway, ol' food stamp ho!...oh...hey baby, is that a mirror on your pants? Cause I can....
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