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oleoneeye 152 Reviews 1259 reads
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She posts her address?  I gotta wonder if this is a prank being played on her.  No experienced provider would ever do that.

boobsucker2487 reads

WTF? I know this makes me want to run to the phone and book an appointment with this "winner". Ummmm - NO!

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lelouch1252 reads

lol she got your attention didn't she? funny though her reviews aren't bad - just not my cup of tea

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purplewildflower1883 reads

Posted By: lelouch
lol she got your attention didn't she? funny though her reviews aren't bad - just not my cup of tea
NO offense to miss phoebe but,
IMHO as a improve/comedy writer in my free time now days....
aside from my MANY other endeavors
that is NOT a humorous ad unlike others she has
especially with the insult to other BP posters not being intelligent .
considering she's not in every providers incall/appointment observing
nor has the first hand knowledge of others educational, life experience backgrounds.
I'd say that's pretty rude.
IMHO on the other section of the posting
It's one thing to point out how you differ from others, but pointing out your shortcomings  is BORING
this is advertising for massage NOT AxMan .


- V.


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lelouch1879 reads

i agree. the contemptoous tidbit about others i didn't agree with ;) broad generalization and insutls are a no no in my book.

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palski11405 reads

lelouch, you can't even spell.  do you honestly think that anyone will take your grammatically challenged self seriously?  PU=LEEEEEEEZE.  Het the EBT card should have your foodstamps available in about 3 days so get your sorry self on the bus line and wait like all the rest of you low-lifes.

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palski12067 reads

Shut the hell up Hater.  Go find yourself a gig at Comedy Central if you are so brilliantly funny.  Oh wait, You are freelance I bet?  Unemployed?  Which is why your lazy Doritos encrusted fingers just keep pawing away at the keyboard in your mom's basement searching TER reviews on a daily basis?  Get a job and quit griping about the way I do mine.  PEACE

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Alias.1781 reads

Purplewildflower has a job - she is an escort.

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palski11585 reads

Kudos for her.  What do you want me to do?  Send "purplewildflowers"? SHEESH....

Posted By: Alias.
Purplewildflower has a job - she is an escort.

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palski12063 reads

Sorry, bitch.  Oops, did I just say that?  I am impressed by your verbiage.  Your parents really must be proud.

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Alias.1238 reads

And I'm sure after witnessing this totally unnecessary tirade YOUR parents wish they had opted for abortion.

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palski11470 reads

Bravo!  Gotta give you snaps for that one...spoken like a true Democrat.  

Posted By: Alias.
And I'm sure after witnessing this totally unnecessary tirade YOUR parents wish they had opted for abortion.

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Alias.1477 reads

I am as far from a Democrat as one can be.

I will say this, you have terrific grammar and spelling - a rarity on these boards.

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palski11075 reads

Thanks, Miss Lady.  Maybe we can get along after all.  Wanna have drinks sometime?:)

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Alias.1320 reads

I don't drink, but I am happy to shake hands and play nice.

This made for a very interesting Sunday :) I find it enjoyable to trade barbs with an intelligent human being, even if things get heated at times.

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palski11157 reads

Well thanks God we are all human at the end of the day.  Thanks for being cool.  

Posted By: Alias.
I don't drink, but I am happy to shake hands and play nice.

This made for a very interesting Sunday :) I find it enjoyable to trade barbs with an intelligent human being, even if things get heated at times.

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remylively1718 reads

to a few people who were legitimately concerned for your safety!

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palski12619 reads

Safety?  hahahahahahaha!  I don't have a job which requires a box of Trojans a day, so wax poetic somewhere else babe.  

Posted By: remylively
to a few people who were legitimately concerned for your safety!

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golfersteve1769 reads

wow why are you on this site.  are you just sniffing around...do you want to try save us????  whats wrong with safe sex???   you are no pal of mine palski (if thats your real name)

Posted By: palski1
Safety?  hahahahahahaha!  I don't have a job which requires a box of Trojans a day, so wax poetic somewhere else babe.  
Posted By: remylively
to a few people who were legitimately concerned for your safety!

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jazzyjen1077 reads


how do you come off you call us and then this is how you feel about us i hope to never see you and i hope all the girls here boycot you

Posted By: palski1
Safety?  hahahahahahaha!  I don't have a job which requires a box of Trojans a dawax poetic somewhere else babe.  
Posted By: remylively
to a few people who were legitimately concerned for your safety!

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jazzyjen1132 reads

one more thing to say to you, who wears the trojans anyway!!!! And who pays to wear it!!!

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purplewildflower1188 reads


Sorry, I was so busy today with work couldn't respond until now, I'm not on here everyday or every week for that matter.
I don't spend a lot of time in MSP either.
furthermore,
I'm allergic to gluten so no doritos for me . ( :
Did you NOT READ"NO OFFENSE" to you in my first posting?
Obviously not.
YES Phoebe, everyone IS entitled to their OPINIONS  on this board like it or not.
If you're gonna piss n moan about it. fine. But, I'm sure no one gives a shit anyway after a few days
when the board gets filled up with ad's, 411's and
shills to who's the new sinner in town or what have you.
so why bother retorting ?
No ones hating on you, really they aren't,
PEOPLE WERE CONCERNED about you and
some didn't find the ad funny including myself.
Get over it. You can't please everyone. boo muthaflicking hoo. new day!

If I cared about what anyone thought,
I'd still have pages and pages of reviews everywhere &
I'd have myself new photos up every other day like a normal attention whore
but I'm not a normal attention whore .
haven't had reviews for years on here.
 I'd say I do just as well as anyone else does in this industry
 it's even better without everyone knowing my intimate details.


YES I do have job(s) 3 in fact the hobby is NOT my entire lincome
 & MY MOMS NEAR DEAD WITH LYMPHOMA AND MY MOM IN-LAW IS
 WITH KIDNEY FAILURE off and on life support every fucking few months for the past two years-
how else would I help pay their medical bills etc. etc. a sugar daddy?
LOL I been in this business long before you came around and don't plan on leaving.
YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD ! that was uncalled for,
Don't you ever bring my mom or anyone else's personal life into your penguin shit on these boards!! EVER.
Without her paving the way for mpls massage(hanjob- ho's)providers by opening up shops and creating our now seasoned  massage enthusiast hobbyists as a client base for us ladies to earn from there'd be nothing here.
I'd be thanking her and other retired ladies.

Yes, there are quite a bit of dipshits & fakes on BP, but to sit there and blatantly lump them all into one category by saying "not as intelligent " as a generalized statement is just an incorrect observation.
Am I wrong?
No. I am clearly not, circumstances suggest
not bloody likely that you know everything about every lady in town.

BTW Handjob-ho's aren't morally better than escorts they just don't have as much fun


PS I'm not a dude y'all !

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palski11559 reads

Whoopsie Daisy, sorry.

Posted By: purplewildflower

Sorry, I was so busy today with work couldn't respond until now, I'm not on here everyday or every week for that matter.
I don't spend a lot of time in MSP either.
furthermore,
I'm allergic to gluten so no doritos for me . ( :
Did you NOT READ"NO OFFENSE" to you in my first posting?
Obviously not.
YES Phoebe, everyone IS entitled to their OPINIONS  on this board like it or not.
If you're gonna piss n moan about it. fine. But, I'm sure no one gives a shit anyway after a few days
when the board gets filled up with ad's, 411's and
shills to who's the new sinner in town or what have you.
so why bother retorting ?
No ones hating on you, really they aren't,
PEOPLE WERE CONCERNED about you and
some didn't find the ad funny including myself.
Get over it. You can't please everyone. boo muthaflicking hoo. new day!

If I cared about what anyone thought,
I'd still have pages and pages of reviews everywhere &
I'd have myself new photos up every other day like a normal attention whore
but I'm not a normal attention whore .
haven't had reviews for years on here.
 I'd say I do just as well as anyone else does in this industry
 it's even better without everyone knowing my intimate details.


YES I do have job(s) 3 in fact the hobby is NOT my entire lincome
 & MY MOMS NEAR DEAD WITH LYMPHOMA AND MY MOM IN-LAW IS
 WITH KIDNEY FAILURE off and on life support every fucking few months for the past two years-
how else would I help pay their medical bills etc. etc. a sugar daddy?
LOL I been in this business long before you came around and don't plan on leaving.
YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD ! that was uncalled for,
Don't you ever bring my mom or anyone else's personal life into your penguin shit on these boards!! EVER.
Without her paving the way for mpls massage(hanjob- ho's)providers by opening up shops and creating our now seasoned  massage enthusiast hobbyists as a client base for us ladies to earn from there'd be nothing here.
I'd be thanking her and other retired ladies.

Yes, there are quite a bit of dipshits & fakes on BP, but to sit there and blatantly lump them all into one category by saying "not as intelligent " as a generalized statement is just an incorrect observation.
Am I wrong?
No. I am clearly not, circumstances suggest
not bloody likely that you know everything about every lady in town.

BTW Handjob-ho's aren't morally better than escorts they just don't have as much fun


PS I'm not a dude y'all !

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BunnyPhallus1286 reads

I don't even bother to open ads like that.

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palski12093 reads

good for you, assclown.  what?  ah, I get it.  You are better than that?  Go suck yourself.

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belindabell1727 reads

I won't post here why but I am emailing my contact at backpage!!  OMG!!!!!!   Hopefully, it will be edited and/or removed soon!
Worried, Belinda

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Derpdydoo2055 reads

Worried for her?  

Isn't this getting a bit carried away?

She creates an ad that's a bit different, disavows the headline in the very first sentence and describes her sense of humor.  I would have appreciated the ad more had we gotten a better view of her body. :)

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Alias.1920 reads

She's worried because her exact address and apartment number are listed.

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belindabell1323 reads

and it's not just her I am worried about but you guys too.

So, not only did she clue LE into her exact location but also every wanna-be pimp and would-be thug....and they know those visiting her address will be carrying CASH and will likely not report
anything that might happen because you are there to visit a massage girl who does a little more
than just give a massage.  

I did not know having compassion for my fellow provider and the gents would be percieved so badly.
WOW!

Compassionate and Beautiful,
Belinda

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palski11055 reads

Hey Belinda.  go back to reporting the weather with your sorry ass horrific name.  OOPS!  I hope that isn't on your birth certificate.  All things aside, the reason why I post my address is becasue i want people to KNOW where I am located.  I have nothing to hide.  I am open and honest and if you can't deal with it, jeez.....IDK.....how about leaving me alone?  Sounds good to me.

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palski11177 reads

the only thing she is "worried" about is the fact that she has no business,  there is no concern or actual care among us providers.  It's anyone's game.  Quit with the drama. At the end of the day, dudes don't care.  they just want to have fun and it's people like you that ruin it.

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belindabell1985 reads

such as posting their address and apt number, don't screen, and the like.  

I also worry about being personally attacked on the boards for no reason whatsoever by people like you.  People who have no idea what I am about or who I am in real life.  My gentleman friends and lady friends in this business know that I do truly care about what happens to them and have their best interests at heart.

Have a wonderful day.  
Hugs, Belinda

Edited to add:
Phoebe, I see from below that you are the lady in the ad.  I am sorry if I offended you. I didn't mean to.  However, I never attacked you personally on the boards so do not appreciate being attacked when you know ZERO about me.  I did not know this place you use is a commercial building housing many legit Massage ladies.  I do not make it my business to know what every lady in the city is doing.  I concentrate on my business.  HOWEVER, when I see something that is a concern to me, I will and do follow up on it.   I do feel it is important for the ladies to watch out for each other because, certainly, no one else will.   I personally have had lady friends attacked and raped AND forced into bareback AND arrested by LE.  These are ladies that I personally know and talk to and have lunch with on occassion.  So, yes, I do care what happens to the ladies....even the ones I do NOT know and have NOT actually met because I know what can and does happen.   Sorry if you think that makes me nosey and a bitch.
I will not change what makes me ME though.  I am real and genuine.  I really do care.


-- Modified on 9/26/2010 2:20:43 PM

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palski11644 reads

"hugs"? REALLY.....
You are in it for the money.  Good for you.  I am no respecter of persons, to each their own.  Your compassionate concern and heartfelt loyalty towards working girls doesn't befront me.  Just quit being fake.  Dudes don't like that.  Er...."gentlemen" don't like phony broads.  I am angry, I will give you that.  But at least I am real.  And at the end of the the day i can look in the mirror without having to spit at my reflection.

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belindabell825 reads

this is me.   I'm not phony.

yes, hugs.   I hug everyone.

Do you think the guys enjoy this angry tirade you have displayed here?

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palski12870 reads

Go to bed.  Again.

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Drama_Referee1316 reads

The fact that she has reviews is even scarier. She has absolutely no common sense. Sorry I would never go see her.

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palski11795 reads

I hate sports anyways, drama referee. the scariest thing about YOU is your username.

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hardyharhar2244 reads

I am pretty sure that she is smart enough not to post her home address. Sheeeeeesh.

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palski1883 reads

Get a life, toots.

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palski12029 reads

The only thing you need to "worry" about is:
A: a life
B:  Jeez, I am at a loss for words.

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mnguy441383 reads

Does anybody have a sense of humor?? I don't see anything wrong with her humor, posting her address is dumb and I wouldn't see her because of that safety issue,  but other than that her humor poking fun at herself is marketing and it worked.

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BunnyPhallus2099 reads

How did it work? Everybody here that has replied has stated they would not see her. Is the point to get views or appointments?

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mnguy441751 reads

The OP didn't mention anything about her posting her address, I believe his point to be he would not see her because her sarcasm and the way she wrote her ad. I think it was a funny ad and could get her business but then at the bottom she posted her address and that, I believe, is why most commenting on this would not see her. So she gets an A in marketing and a F in safety.


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X._J._Erotica1671 reads

Her marketing idea may have worked but not for creating new business, merely for creating conversation. Her humor is at the expense of others ( Referring that other providers in the business are not intelligent unlike her.)

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oleoneeye1260 reads

She posts her address?  I gotta wonder if this is a prank being played on her.  No experienced provider would ever do that.

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palski11496 reads

Uhm, you have only one eye....so shut up.

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remylively1370 reads

that she may not have posted that ad for herself?

Maybe she pissed someone off and they decided to mess with her. It wouldn't be the first time a mean "ad" has been posted for someone without their knowledge/consent.

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belindabell2284 reads

A pissed off ex-BF placed the ad...he was sentenced to 60 years in prison, as was the womans rapist.

I have noooooooooooo clue why I would be worried!

Related Link: WTF!

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rambleon13206 reads

why shouldn't she post her address like any other place of business. On her review profile all the answers are "no" except "clothed." Others that relate to seeing her nude are answered "don't know." She states in the ad that she is joking about the tag. Marketing for a lady that only does clothed massage and not happy ending! Sound like she is pretty good at it from her reviews.

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golfersteve901 reads

guys i am sorry but the hot chicks are the ones who can post an ad that isn't offensive to my intelligence

Posted By: boobsucker
WTF? I know this makes me want to run to the phone and book an appointment with this "winner". Ummmm - NO!

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palski1980 reads

hehehehe, way to lighten the mood:)

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haywardson2747 reads

No lady thinks it's witty or humorous to give out her exact location so lunatics, rapists, stalkers and LE can easily come to her home and fuck with her. Clearly, someone is messing with the girl. Someone did something nasty to one of the well-known and valued ladies here, posting her face photos on the Chicago BP, saying "I'm desperate". Just like she wasn't using humor, this other lady isn't either. Someone is being malicious and it's just wrong.

Or it could be a set up for the idiots who think she is witty and humorous and want to contact her. Go ahead. You’ll get gaffled and jacked up, but you thought it was a clever ad. Wow.

This is why trust no one in this industry. If you're a new lady and a provider befriends you and wants to come to your place, decline. If you're a guy, if you can help it, keep escorts out of your personal home.

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riffrandel1602 reads

First I'm laughing, then I'm worried, then... this is just too much emotion for one backpage ad

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philogyny1947 reads

Obviously, the ad headline is a failed attempt at "humor" (a poor choice in this case IMHO). She frequently uses "attention getting" headlines for her ad.

She has been posting the address in her ad for AT LEAST SIX MONTHS. This is not new folks. She has had ads on backpage for over a year, possibly more.

This is a commercial location. It is NOT someone's residence. There are probably at least a half dozen separate massage businesses at that location, including therapeutic only. Some might even take walk-ins. Other businesses there also. She probably found that she had to post the suite number to avoid confusion for massage clients that arrived, only to find a plethora of massage locations there.

This has been such a frequent location for massage businesses that most local massage ladies even use a nickname for it instead of the address.

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RealP4U2249 reads

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to come to their senses.  All it would have taken is a simple search on back page, for  that address, to discover that that building's address is in several ads for massage.  Everyone just jumped to a wild conclusion, and then followed along with that conclusion.  I agree that it missed in "understandable humor", but its not much different than her other ads.  
But, it has been entertaining to watch everyone jump off the "drama cliff" over this ad.

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palski11391 reads

yep, and your name is Boobsucker.  Leave her be.  She's not bugging you so quit being a gossipy queen, BOOBSUCKER.

Posted By: boobsucker
WTF? I know this makes me want to run to the phone and book an appointment with this "winner". Ummmm - NO!

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palski12827 reads

Alright Fellas!  It's me, the almighty Phoebster.  I am sorry if I have offended anyone.  Oh wait, actually, I don't give a shit if you talk about me.  It's kind of flattering, living rent free in someone's head.  Every ad I post is done in jest with a good sense of humor behind it.  If you disagree, don't waste your time scouring my ads and reviews.  Thanks for all of the attention.  PEACE!!

Posted By: boobsucker
WTF? I know this makes me want to run to the phone and book an appointment with this "winner". Ummmm - NO!

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palski11727 reads

I'm a lover not a fighter.  Quit it with this stuff.  Get your pecking and hunting Doritos encrusted fingertips off of mom's keyboard and get a life.  I don't tell you how to market your business, and if you wanted me to come up with something proficient I could whip it up in a heartbeat.  I would probably be an asset to that, but since NOBODY has a sense of humor I can only surmise that the Superbowl Betty White ad didn't even make you chuckle.  Unless you want to make an appointment, my suggestion would be to shut up and live and let live.  I'm not hurting ANYONE.

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palski1940 reads

take your skirt off.  remove the lipstick.  Quit complaining about my ads, you gossipy queen.

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riffrandel3322 reads

Palski, I've read enough of your messages to entirely understand your "live and let live" doctrine.

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palski11138 reads

Thanks friend!  How's about a session or five?

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riffrandel1636 reads

Posted By: palski1
Thanks friend!  How's about a session or five?
I'm sold.  But you might want to throw in a "Cool with you on TER" 10% discount.

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palski1957 reads

I am sure that something can be arranged:)

Posted By: riffrandel
Posted By: palski1
Thanks friend!  How's about a session or five?
I'm sold.  But you might want to throw in a "Cool with you on TER" 10% discount.

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BolshoiKhui1422 reads

the original ad was deleted so I have no idea why it was or was not funny. I missed out again! Story of my life....

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