Fella goes to the dr. complaining of a tremendous headache. Dr. examines him and says "Well the only thing we can do is castrate you. That should do the trick!".  Fella finally agrees and they castrate him.

Two weeks later he gets out of the hospital and decides to buy himself some new clothes.

He says to the sales person, "I'd like a new sport coat."
The sales clerk says, "Ok, you'll be a 42 regular!"
Fella says "How did you know that!?"
Clerk says, "That's my job!"

Fella then says "I'd like a new shirt"
clerk says "Ok...a 16 neck with 34 sleeves"
fella says, "that's amazing how'd you know?"
clerk "that's my job!"

Fella starts to leave and stops and says "I could use new underwear"
clerk says, "well that will be a size 36!"
fella says, "NO NO, I wear a size 32"
clerk says, "You don't want to wear that size, it'll crush your balls into your body and cause a huge headache!"



-- Modified on 8/4/2004 8:59:41 AM

A guy goes to see a prostitute and promptly disrobes.  The lady starts to laugh hysterically as she sees the guy's two inch dick at full erection.  He asks why she is laughing.  She says, "Oh nothing really.  I'm just wondering who you think you're going to satisfy with that little dick?  The guy says, "ME"!