I had a very snarky response written in my head about "if this is you"...and then I took another look at that pic. It's prolly been more than 10 years since I've had such a hot image that does *not* show my tats! How 'bout this one with bad lighting, bad framing and a tired me and my tats?
...still not quite sure where to hang that darned thing...
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