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While trying to order a steak at an upscale restaurant...
termsofdelicious See my TER Reviews 1524 reads
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1 / 21
Everyone join.... 'That's what she said' ... A special theme day event!!

Hello friends,
It's that time again!....

Did you hear someone in the past week slip out a double entendre?
Want to share it here? Now is your chance!

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Here is my 'That's what she said' moment from this past week:

During dinner I put the cork back into the wine bottle and then couldn't get it out by hand again. As I was stuggling with the cork, I said,
"that thing really swelled up once I shoved it back in there!"

TWSS!!!

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hardyharhar 83 Reviews 1163 reads
posted
2 / 21
"it'll feel so good on the back of your throat."


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purplewildflower See my TER Reviews 970 reads
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3 / 21
"not in the face, not in the face!"


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takingmytime 73 Reviews 798 reads
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4 / 21
I swear to God it fit last night! EOM


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vorlon 119 Reviews 2213 reads
posted
5 / 21
While out for a walk and it started to rain

"let's go faster i'm getting wet!"

mikeinmn 36 Reviews 1444 reads
posted
6 / 21
While sucking on a malt at MOA.....

A smokin' hot teenage girl was pumping the straw in an out of the cup.  She finally gave up saying:  "I'm sucking and pumping and nothing's coming out!"

Funny part was the little kid at the next table looked over and said "TWSS"

True story...

snoopin4fun 45 Reviews 1136 reads
posted
7 / 21
pushing in the caliper while doing a brake job he said...

...when you push it in, you have to be careful not to damage the boot

TWSS

silvertongue1 14 Reviews 949 reads
posted
8 / 21
Re: pushing in the caliper while doing a brake job he said...


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HauwkEye 748 reads
posted
9 / 21
Re: Everyone join.... 'That's what she said' ... A special theme day event!!

You Dam Bastard!!!

'That's what she said'

silvertongue1 14 Reviews 1780 reads
posted
10 / 21
disregard the above message, I pushed the wrong thing...

Which by the way , fits the theme. Anyway, while golfing on sunday my friend said he was "Having a hard time getting it in the hole."

SassyRed See my TER Reviews 857 reads
posted
11 / 21
"That's not the right hole"

TWSS!
I kinda like when that happens!

Sassyred;););)

gjacob 10 Reviews 1216 reads
posted
12 / 21
"It's not very hard; you just need to go slow and be careful" (helping with school project) [eom]


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takingmytime 73 Reviews 1342 reads
posted
13 / 21
It will fit, you just have to push a little harder

So you kind of live by what I tell my kids huh.  Accidents happen as long as nobody gets hurt it will be ok! :P

jonebr 2 Reviews 1171 reads
posted
14 / 21
Re: Everyone join.... 'That's what she said' ... A special theme day event!!

How about the famous line from "Leave it to Beaver" where June (the Mother) says to Ward (the Father): "Ward you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."

lovetosnuggle 8 Reviews 1540 reads
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15 / 21
Re: Everyone join.... 'That's what she said' ... A special theme day event!!

" I guess I am just an expert at Deep Throating"  young lady client regarding hooking walleyes deep in the mouth!

wingman1346 85 Reviews 988 reads
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16 / 21
"This stuff is really good for your face!"


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Seksi 1 Reviews 1146 reads
posted
17 / 21
The S.O., While Looking at a . . .

. . . big ol' cottonwood tree by the Mississippi River in Red Wing: "That thing is huge!"

TWSS! And I couldn't help think of the forum at that moment. . . .

P.S. Why doesn't she ever say that to me? ;-)

rangedude 9 Reviews 1451 reads
posted
18 / 21
Talking about sharing a 6 foot sub for dinner...

we said that would be 1 foot for everyone.  

One girl stated, "A foot, I usually only eat 6 inches."

purplewildflower See my TER Reviews 811 reads
posted
19 / 21
Re: Talking about sharing a 6 foot sub for dinner...

Facebook status update: quit poking me!
comment: TWSS

belindabell See my TER Reviews 915 reads
posted
20 / 21
Re: Everyone join.... 'That's what she said' ... A special theme day event!!

It's always the one that's doing the riding that gets the bumpiest ride not the one that's being ridden!

TWSS

imDelilah See my TER Reviews 1168 reads
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21 / 21
While trying to order a steak at an upscale restaurant...

I have NO idea where it came from, but I said
"I'll have the 6 inch fillet....."

Try to finish your order with three others breaking a gut, trying not to laugh!

TWSS!
HUgs,
D.

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