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badger134 1 Reviews 1090 reads
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What's your definition of "old"? :)

LuckyLuver1512 reads

As a provider once told me in a joking manner "Its hard screwing Old, Fat, Ugly guys!!" So, I decided we need a club!! The Old Fat Ugly Club.... OFUC!! Its a good thing money talks in this biz... ha ha. Now, as founder I'm still trying to figure out when and where the meetings will be. But its free to join.
I'm also thinking we may need some marketing material. I think I know just the lady for the job.. Melissa!! I may have to go meet with her and sit in "The Chair" and have her explain what we may need for the club.

Any more input would be greatly appreciated!!

Thanks,

LuckyL

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slatmaker912 reads

No additional input except to say that I thought I was the founder. I do love the ladies.

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LuckyLuver849 reads

Are you the founder of OFUG or OFUC? Two differnt clubs I think. But hey, I'll join yours too.....

Posted By: slatmaker
No additional input except to say that I thought I was the founder. I do love the ladies.

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oleoneeye1480 reads

Next up.  Senior Citizen benefits.

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LuckyLuver929 reads

No age, weight or ugliness cutoff.    

Old Fat and Ugly is in the eye of the beholder....

Cards would be a great idea though. It would make us proud to be in the club!!
"I'm a card carrying member of OFUK!!!"

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Geronimo651918 reads

There's something wrong with a 20-something stud that's frequent in the hobby.

So let's just all sign up for OFUC and see if we can get 5% off on some boner pills and reading glasses.

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LuckyIrishPrick768 reads

There is nothing wrong with a "20-something stud that's frequent in the hobby".

The end justifies the means. It's like TiVo for your dick. Millenials and Gen-X'ers a like, love instant and effortless gratification.

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mnjohnny247656 reads

Do we get a discount on vitamin V as a membership perk?    And the Chair.....hmmm, should our intiation rite be to spend time in Melissa's chair?  This is a GREAT idea!

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stymie721756 reads

Several of our local beauties have confessed to me that I was so sexy and such an accomplished lover that they offerred to pay me.      




and then the damn alarm clock went off and spoiled an incredible dream.

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badger1341091 reads

What's your definition of "old"? :)

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Portia Eden905 reads

YOU can't be in that club yet .  NOT old.  AT ALL!!   :)    hey , over 80 is OLD.

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badger134498 reads

I've got some time then!  I'll never get old as long as you're around Portia........

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minn4evr953 reads

First order of business is to negotiate a volume discount on ED meds and STI testing. Next is something along the lines of those airplane clubs, only instead of a shared plane it's a discreet, convenient apartment, with hot tub and heated massage table, for use by the members. The lease can be in the name of the founding member as a sign of respect. If we work it like a fraternity and only let the cool OFUGs join, it should be easy to develop a cadre of "little sister" providers who are thrilled to participate. Need to be careful about hazing rituals, though. Lot of weak backs and hearts.

The idea has real potential. Might have to charge dues, though.

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turboted648 reads

Your message reminded me of another concern with "old, fat, ugly" guys.

The events in the Summer of 2009 (i.e., Minnesota Nice Guys) could have been made into an interesting movie.

However, a (perhaps) wiser observer stated that "nobody wants to watch a movie in which "old, fat, ugly" guys negotiate manners to enjoy the favors of young women."

The "Hooker with a Heart of Gold" theme has been portrayed numerous times (e.g., Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman") in motion pictures. However, an "Old, Fat, Ugly Guys Screwing Providers" theme simply is not that attractive for a motion picture audience.

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minn4evr728 reads

The OFUG screwing a provider moment that is seared in memory from my youth was in 'Joe', starring Peter Boyle, from 1970. He wasn't really that old at the time, 40 I think, but fat and ugly he was. Or what about Taxi. Okay, not fat and not really all that old, but pretty ugly.

Also, any number of gangster movies have shown ugly, fat gangsters screwing providers in greater and lesser detail.

Now, if you had suggested a dearth of SYMPATHETIC portrayals of OFUG hobbyists, I'd have no quarrel.

But I think it's coming. As the baby boom ages there are an increasing number of old men who want to see their dreams of sex appeal lived out on the big screen, witness the number of films in which older men (okay, aging movie stars but some of them are starting to verge on the grotesque, e.g. Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, etc.) are successfully wooing young women. I think it is probably inevitable that a movie will come along with the theme of a sensitive, caring monger saving a young hooker from herself. And I'll bet he gets to screw her first. He may have to die in the end to satisfy the censors, or maybe get castrated, but it'll happen. If nothing else, an aging movie star will produce, direct and star in his own vanity vehicle just to prove he's still got it.

And if you're really impatient and tolerate subtitles, check out French cinema.

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turboted731 reads

The major reason why I don't believe your film idea will "play" is that audiences just will not go for the idea of old guys screwing young women.

Although the donation in the hobby can level the field and make an old guy temporarily attractive, most young movie watchers are not going to have sympathy for the needs of some old man.

A 2009 Canadian movie "GFE:  Girlfriend Experience" explores the hobby with an interesting treatment.

Of note, the client in the movie is a very young hobbyist.

I have included a link to the film's trailer.

Also, here are some of the director's (Ileana Pietrobruno) thoughts on the hobby:

"I researched this film by conducting interviews with johns. What struck me is what regular guys they are – dads, husbands, brothers, boyfriends, buddies, sons. Very nice guys. Because I did not want to vilify or stereotype the client, I decided that the client in Girlfriend Experience had to be the 'guy next door'. Prostitution is about male sexuality, not female sexuality. It's all about the guy, not about the girl. What fascinates me about the phenomena of the GFE is how the client can fully enjoy the illusion of realness, while still being fully aware that it is fake. When the sex-worker Adrian says, "I love you", Daniel knows that "it's bullshit, but who cares? GFE makes us feel good". I admire that kind of imaginative complexity. Girlfriend Experience's film style mimics the style of a GFE encounter, in that the film does not try to be convincing real; instead, the film uses cinematic codes to tease and taunt with the charade of realism. Like the GFE provider and buyer, the filmmaker and viewer are conscious of the film's simulation of authenticity, complicit in the entanglement of illusion and reality. And hopefully enjoying it!"

-- Modified on 7/1/2012 4:17:48 AM

Related Link: GFE: Girlfriend Experience Movie Trailer

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minn4evr696 reads

This one.

The major problem with both of the GFE movies is that they try to develop the drama 'inherent' in the hobby, when the whole point of the hobby is avoidance of drama. Take this quote "When the sex-worker Adrian says, 'I love you', Daniel knows that "it's bullshit, but who cares?" Wrong, wrong, wrong. When a sex worker says 'I love you" it's time beat feet away from her as fast as possible and find a new provider who won't try to make the hobby something it isn't meant to be.

You are probably correct that 'most young movie watchers are not going to have sympathy for the needs of some old man.' But you're ignoring the demographic shift. There is a huge and growing body of old men, retired or approaching retirement, who are going to have more time for movies and a need for less strenuous passtimes, and many of them will be very interested in a movie that shows an OFUG screwing a young woman in a manner that is not pathetic, needy, psychotic, repressed, or unprincipled. And if the hobby is portrayed for what it really is, a voluntary transaction between two willing adults who each gain something they desire from the exchange, old men can have that.

Related Link: The OTHER Girfriend Experience Movie trailer

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