Thirsty loves to be Tea Bagged, he's often rolling around half in the bag anyway. As for your welcome party, Thirsty has commandeered the USS Constitution and we'll be sailing right up the river into the TC area. Just close your eye's and picture Capt'n Thirsty with a patch over both eyes, a parrot on his shoulder and 2 peg legs, ahhrrgg!(sorta like Capt'n Crunch with beer)
Your muskets are useless. Prepare to be assimilated (or is that inseminated?) Be sure to hide all the men and children from the fierce Capt'n TeaBaguette!
i'm really confused, what the heck are you all talking about? and is that really Jesse? if so let me say howdy from the people of minesota, we really miss you.
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