Oh yes, it was in my backpage searches for 18yo girls in the sub 100# range... But I've been out of the hobby for enough years now that my favorites are all in their 20's and judging buy their pics (what few of them are even still in the biz) they have WAY out the grown the specs of my lightweight-fetish...

Any suggestions on what's new and fresh out there??

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I am not sure how new or fresh it is, but TER has this very interesting  feature called "search".  If you pay $25 you can get all the information you need about new and fresh providers.  But, the members here are probably not going to (and shouldn't) give out any information to a first time poster, with no reviews.  

You should check out the milfs in MN god they are HOT!

(I'm even responsible for some of them)  I was looking specifically for some fresh UTR girl that I could bang while she blew out the candles on her 18th birthday cake...  

I retired from this hobby in 2009 and moved up to my cabin, but lust and boredom has brought me back to MPLS a few days a month...  

I'm hoping some of my old chums will recognize this username as one of my old aliases (since my old user account is long gone) and steer me back to a life of sin and debauchery...

they usually have extreamly hot daughters that get right into the business as soon as they turn 18! HAHAHA!

Sorry, 21yo is my cutoff, I'm a perv, I like a lollipop in my mouth and a stick of butter in my ass... (or is it the other way around, i cant remember...)

Also, mature women usually have larger tits, and I'm an A-cup man...

Finding what you want shouldn't be too hard for you.  You sound like a rally classy guy.  Women really take to all that smooth talk.

ROTFL! Yes, I'm VERY well acquainted with how the features of TER work
(I'm even responsible for some of them)

one of my friends who is a DJ once was doing a wedding, and he was told one of the guests would be making an announcement. When he went over to the guest, he started his usual spiel about how to hold the mic close to your mouth, yada yada, and the guest just looked at him and smiled.

As soon as the guest began to speak, the DJ's mouth dropped in shock. The guest was the Timberwolves home game announcer who knows more about mics than the DJ could ever dream of. The DJ says he felt like a total dweeb and went up to apologize later and the guy just laughed it off.

i would bet reapau knows he just pressed the dweeb button.

and got burned.

You can save your "smooth-talk" for the fat chicks you pick up at last-call...  As for me, the only thing I need verbal-communication for is directions to her incall and which holes she'll let me stick it in...   The donation does all the "smooth-talking" that's required for an excellent, uncomplicated good time and pressure relief from my male plumbing...

Not sure why you think I pushed the dweeb button.  Its pretty obvious that this guy who claims to have been around forever is completely classless.   Even he admits it.  He claims he has lots of reviews, (under some previously unknown name), but that the old timers should recognize his new screen name as a previousl alias.  I searched for his alias for the last ten years, and Nada.  I don't want to pick a fight with the guy. I was really just commenting on his lack of style.  But, apparently, style, is not very important to him.

by the way he "spoke" in his first couple of posts....even before he gave away his HINT!

Wad

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as long as you and I are gonna be cell-mates, you might as well know some of my hobby-philosophic-stances towards the old washed up gals...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewAll.asp?BoardID=12&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&Search=dirty%20jesus&SearchType=1&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=189950&frmSearch=1&view

Now these motherfuckers can stop accusing ME of being YOU. Apparently my lack of supposed "class", vulgar language, disdain for political correctness and frequent use of the words slut, whore and hooker gave some people the wrong idea. But, in fact, I do still use rubbers to fuck sluts, whores, and hookers. And I will most definitely fuck a hooker who's old enough to buy a bottle of whiskey.

Holy Fuck Ben is back. I thought I was the only one that missed your old classless ASS! How the hell have you been? Damn seeing your comeback might just bring me out of retirement too. But I still like the MILFs with the tig ole bitties!