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We could try this...The Name Game, kinda....
monieb 46 Reviews 1624 reads
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Back in the day, NBA player Darrell Dawkins would name his special dunks.  Like when he broke a backboard it was "Earth Shakin' Backboard Breakin'" slam dunk.  Or, "Sky Walkin' Trash Talkin'" dunk.
So, maybe we could name a special event we recall in the hobby.  Example?
I had a "Deep Throatin' Tonsil Coatin'" BBBJ.
On another occasion I enjoyed a "Testicle Swirlin' Toe Curlin'' Teabag.

What's yours?

discretepete1679 reads

...on this board and the ad board.  P411 is down (again), too.  Booooring...That's not much fun... :(

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Portia Eden1365 reads

I was just able to log in to p411.

As far as the "quiet" - -  maybe we're all out shopping and stuff.    :)    



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Posted By: portia510
I was just able to log in to p411.

As far as the "quiet" - -  maybe we're all out shopping and stuff.    :)    



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"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"

Cleared cookies and done everything I can think of.  Ticks me off.

Your pictures are fabulous, btw.  So hot.  I need to get up there, again.  Maybe bring a pearl necklace so you don't have to shop for one ;)

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Portia Eden1607 reads

Posted By: discretepete
Posted By: portia510
I was just able to log in to p411.

As far as the "quiet" - -  maybe we're all out shopping and stuff.    :)    



-- Modified on 2/28/2013 2:32:48 PM
"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"

Cleared cookies and done everything I can think of.  Ticks me off.

Your pictures are fabulous, btw.  So hot.  I need to get up there, again.  Maybe bring a pearl necklace so you don't have to shop for one ;)
-- Modified on 2/28/2013 4:39:26 PM

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Drumsticks2487 reads

...no actually they're going to leap up. I renewed for another two years and I still have a few months left on my existing. Yup, it's getting to be a lot of money but it's sooooo daamn easy to get a date to say 'yes' using this or DateCheck. I like it easy.
Sorry you're having problems hooking up with a hook up site. I can't recall having any technical problems with them and I usually have their site loaded up at least 10 hours a day. Try another browser like Chrome or Firebox and see if that helps.

Related Link: I like it easy so treat me right

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asu200422998 reads

How am I supposed to procrastinate at work if there's nothing interesting on TER?

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klumberg1029 reads

Hey, I am a boss nobody better send that to me.

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othersubject912 reads

Talk about a predicament: you see the joke on TER while at work. Within an hour one of your subordinates sends you the same joke in an email. The joke itself is no harm no foul, but you know what site the employee was checking out on work time; however, can't really say anything because you were looking at the same site on work time.
Even more awkward, the employee is female.

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monieb1625 reads

Back in the day, NBA player Darrell Dawkins would name his special dunks.  Like when he broke a backboard it was "Earth Shakin' Backboard Breakin'" slam dunk.  Or, "Sky Walkin' Trash Talkin'" dunk.
So, maybe we could name a special event we recall in the hobby.  Example?
I had a "Deep Throatin' Tonsil Coatin'" BBBJ.
On another occasion I enjoyed a "Testicle Swirlin' Toe Curlin'' Teabag.

What's yours?

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DrTabulaRasa1411 reads

I was listening to the Playboy channel on XM the other day, and an individual called in to explain a sexual (rather deviant) behavior. He called it the Abraham Lincoln. He came up behind his girlfriend and climaxed in the back of her head by surprise.

As for the other, a "Double Trouble, Blowjob Bubble" orgasm or
"Eye Poppin' Body Floppin" blowjob

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quoderat17901483 reads

It's not a true Abraham Lincoln unless you shout "Sic Semper Tyrannis!" as the first squirt hits.

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buck18481088 reads

Recite the Gettysburg Address......  Just a thought.

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buck18481493 reads

When I accidently gave her an Angry Pirate.  I totally didn’t mean to, but sometimes the “guy downstairs” kind of has a mind of his own.  It was right before a function with her family that we had to attend and she couldn’t wear her contacts for a couple of days.  Had to make up a story why she was wearing her glasses and why her left eye was all bloodshot……  Whoops

She always jokingly threatened, at least I think it was jokingly, that she was going to give me a Cleveland Steamer, but never did……  That’s just nasty!

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OmegaZap815 reads

How come all the really cool names are already taken by really disturbing acts!?!   We use pedestrian words like "pearl necklace" and "teabagging" for the really frigging amazing stuff, but then we use the really cool phrases like "Hot Karl", "Goat Felching", and "Dirty Sanchez" for really nasty stuff.

Reviews would be sooooo much cooler if BBBJ was called "walking the dachshund" and cocks were universally referred to as "the pork steeple."

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buck1848987 reads

O.Z. I think you my friend are on to something.........  When I was in grad school I had a boss that would play a drinking game call "Things that sound dirty."  

Some of my personal favs are/were:

marinating my beef

watering the shrubs

manual ejection

seeing Mt Rushmore for the 1st time

playing with my erector set

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OmegaZap1035 reads

A long time ago a provider referred to my balls as the "Squirrel Feeder" (you do the math) and that name kinda stuck with me, I even used in reviews at one point I think.

A guy I work with got really pissed off at a customer once and said to me "that guy is just a K9 homo-necro-felcher"...  I am a pretty sharp guy and it still took me about 10 seconds to mentally disassemble that...  "So, you are saying he sucks cum out of dead, same-sex dog's ass?"  "Yep".  Wow, that was a new one.

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