Be on the lookout for the following viruses...

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did


MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes

OPRA WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted

TITANIC VIRUS(A strain of Lewinsky virus)
Your whole computer goes down

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it - through Windows