IF I WERE adsumsparkle's ALIAS, I cud not post on same thread? right? This proves that it's NOT me. Unless.....Apollo and Hilary are in cahoots........
Never, since I have had a presence here on TER have I ever seen someone keep members so engaged. It's bordering on obsession! Your fans, & foes can't seem to get you off their minds. Let me shake your paw luv!
Considering the fact I HATE typing, would you do me the honor of writing my ads for me? Name your price my sweet furry friend.
Morris is currently in Montanna opening an elite Troals School, for His legions of disciples, but He would be honoured to write your ads. Look for him on Leno tonight and out on the campaighn trail soon with his new line of Troal TER Skin Care Products.
I am NOT Morris! this is hilarious!! HE is setting me up!! Its a HE, I know it! He used to SNORE during my posts about the stalker! I thought he was a jerk back then....but now, I think I may also be a fan. Leann, let's start a fanclub! haha!
The awesome HH is living the good life at Mount Holiday, but Morris -- who is like totally dedicated to pubic service -- is trying to save the world by opening a Troals School out in Billingus. Do not attack the awsome HH just because she is awsome.
Morris is currently in Montanna opening an elite Troals School, for His legions of disciples, but He would be honoured to write your ads. Look for him on Leno tonight and out on the campaighn trail soon with his new line of Troal TER Skin Care Products.
Rumors such as Morris biting someones finger -- much less a finger of ol' Sticks (see below thread) -- are baseless and below the dignity of this reveared board. Morris might be a bitch and a troal, but she don't bite -- she's far too classy for that. She'll explain when she gets back from Montanna.
HH is awsome, but Morris transends "he" and"she" and any other category that earthlings insist on using for him/her and his/her disciples -- Morris is an ideal, a vision of perfection, a roll model for the world's children, a roll model for us all.
IF I WERE adsumsparkle's ALIAS, I cud not post on same thread? right? This proves that it's NOT me. Unless.....Apollo and Hilary are in cahoots........
...I accidentally did that once on a thread a while back before I know that rule. So it is *possible* if it's accidentally done an innocuous manner. Not very likely in this case though...not with all the back and forth.
I'll have to get back to you on that. Father Jonathan Morris says that God wants to direct a documentary about my Montanna School for Aspiring Troals, but I think a Leanne-Holiday production -- expecially if your hire Ol' Sticks as a Special Fuck Consultant -- would do a classier, more artistic job.
In my dreams......Montana is so euphoric! I wish Morris were here, even tho he was very mean when I was being harrassed by some jealous provider. Thank GOD she stopped ..... who was it? Im still at a loss. Whatever. Nobody cares. Im just a hookah....JK! Hookers rule!
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